I have faith that this will make the front page in no time.
I have no idea what Ethiopian food involves, but from the context I assume it's bad...
Best Case: You have a good time.
Worst Case: You get brownies for dessert.
Nothing like a spicy butthole to set the mood....
For next year follow Dan Savage's Valentines Day advice: Fuck First.
Brace for impact, and a hot rush of air.
Haha. This reminds me of Dan Savage's advice about Valentine's dinner; "FUCK FIRST!" I have it on a mug.
This episode is called "The Doomsday Machine." Its in the second season of Star Trek The Original Series. It's a pretty good episode.
Hope the dinner tasted good because you're about to taste it again