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*“I’m automatically attracted to beautiful turkeys — I just start eating them, it’s like a magnet. Just eat. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything - grab 'em by the waddle."*
"I moved on her ... I tried to pluck her like a bitch"
He's afraid it'll try to kill him like that eagle did.
I grab the best gobblers, believe me. I know it, you know it, everyone knows I grab the best gobblers.
Just grab em by the cloaca, they let you do it if you are famous.
and of course he pardons a WHITE turkey
I love how they always bring the president's children to this event and the kids just look embarrassed and miserable.
To be fair, he didn’t ask the turkey but another man.