Live and Learn.
REAL Screenshot from Hawaii Warning System (ACTUAL!)
[Homemade] Baklava
What Mormon Missionaries Talk About Before You Answer The Door
NYPD Union Sues To Stop Release Of All Bodycam Footage Because It Violates Officers’ Civil Rights
When you make your first GIF on Reddit
Italian sculptor Giovanni Strazza's "The Veiled Virgin".
Pangolin tongue
Hi there
Hockey Training for 9 Year Olds in Russia
I'm that sibling
One of the funniest bios I've seen in a while.
Photo I took of the Charles River looks like two different pictures
MRW the girl I'm texting suddenly says "I want to sit on your face."
*everyone* loves a pupper
Delta's app store description seems appropriate today.
"King", Colored Pencil on Paper, 7x7"
Grandma made a Facebook, set this as her profile picture
Never forget this shot.
The Senate’s push to overrule the FCC on net neutrality now has 50 votes
TIL that Glenn Shadix, the actor who played Otho in Beetlejuice, was subjected to “ex gay” electrical shock treatments when he came out to his parent. When this failed to change his orientation, he attempted suicide and survived a 3 day coma. After the incident, his parents accept ed his sexuality.
these words still haunt me today.
China builds ‘world’s biggest air purifier’ - a 328 feet-high tower that has helped reduce smog levels over an area of 3.86 square miles
When you don’t have enough money, but you have legos
I can not recommend FreeCodeCamp more. How the hell is that free?
Curly hair doesn’t ‘feather’ like Farrah’s did. Also I miss that neck. Ahh the early 80s...
"Wiis are for casual gamers"
How to eradicate the squirrel population through cyber bullying
Rock band playing outside of H.S. for a film festival. Hotdogs were being grilled, and I felt a number of wieners hit my body. Photo captures evidence (2004)
Gonna Do A Backflip In This Moving Elevator, WCGW?
Iceland has become the first major retailer to commit to eliminate plastic packaging for all own brand products within five years to help end the "scourge" of plastic pollution. The retailer said it would be replacing plastic with packaging including paper and pulp trays and paper bags.
Balloon eats baseball bat
A quick recap
"Based on a true story" movies are all part of the same series.
Italian Tide Pods
LPT: If you're nervous about asking your boss/potential employer about raises/salary, don't think of them as authority figures you hope will be more generous, think of them as customers who are buying your time.
Camel haircut
My friend walked by this neon sign in little siberian city and accidentally police guard went to call making perfect cyberpunk aesthetic
‘Paddington 2’ is the Fourth Film to Score 100% on Rotten Tomatoes With Over 100 Reviews
7293 johnnynulty You know what the secret to sending good dick pics is? Being asked for a dick pic.
1353 skitthecrit Here, please take this survey so that I may improve my unsolicited nudes in the future. If you fill it out you get a free drink with purchase of a large sandwich.
3874 benni0827 A guy asked me if I wanted to see his dick. I replied you wanna see mine first? He blocked me🤷🏾‍♀️ lol
305 ampish It's more like "oh...THAT'S his *dick*?"
718 Brett420 Just ... don't send a dick pic unless you're sure that it's wanted.   How do you know if it's wanted? The other person will tell you. They'll either ask for it themselves, or you can ask if they'd like one - and asking is pretty much only appropriate if you're already "sexting", too. Don't just randomly ask people if they want to see your dick. And then if they say no don't fucking do it anyways and say it was an accident or say you thought they'd change their mind once they saw it. The other person already told you not to. Also don't keep asking, if they deny you once they don't need convincing, they're telling you no. Period. If another person sends *you* an unsolicited nude and you're into it then it could also reasonably be presumed they're down for random nudes in return. But they can still ask you to stop at any time.   That's it, though. It's not difficult to parse out.
71 -splicer- Hey, from 1 to 10 how much did you enjoy my nudes? Would you recomend it to a friend?
362 TIP_YOUR_UBER_DRIVER *zooms in* *zooms in more* *more* *more* *more* *more* OHH there's his dick
120 astheriae *Image Transcription: Private Message* --- **Sender**: Do you like the nudes I've sent? Or is it just like, oh there's his dick Or is it like, OHH there's his dick **Reciever**: Well I don't particularly enjoy opening random dick pics --- ^^I'm a volunteer content transcriber for Reddit! [If  you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](
43 micmeup Wait. When guys send dick pics they’re sitting waiting nervously for a review? It’s. A. Dick.
299 cardboardpunk Probably "eww, there's his dick"
36 Inc-Redditor Why can *I* never get dick pics? :(
113 Kallistrate I've made it my mission in life to respond to unsolicited dick pics with unsolicited Prince Albert pics. I'm particularly fond of [this one](