She's baiting you. My instinct's telling me she'll shoot you in the head the instant you stop to pick it up.
Pretty shitty loot for a carepackage. Also, 7.62mm and 5.56 in the same crate? Fake news.
In reality though, that's pretty sweet and neat.
she could have added like M24 keychain. but this is so cool dude. I wish I had a girlfriend
too bad they changed the energy drink design
Man, this shit reminds me of one ex I had that sculpted with her own hands a ps3 controller for me, and placed it in a box with warnings like "Playing this for too much will make you forget your girlfriend", or some other funny stuff.
She was the best girlfriend I ever had and then I moved from the country.
Cherish what you got OP, cherish it. *single tear*