This inspired me to write a haiku.
*Pee with elegance*
*Poop with dignity and grace*
*Staff must wash their hands*
It's actually a very liberal translation, I believe it reads toire wo kirei ni tsukatte itadakiarigatou which more literally says "Please use the toilet cleanly" it's also incredibly polite in a way that's difficult to translate which may explain the choice of words in the translation
I already piss with the gracefulness of a prince.
Oriental? Is my grandma on reddit now?
I wonder if the colored boy showed up to water her plants this weekend.
I wake up every morning and piss excellence.
People still call things "oriental"?
FYI that sign is written in Japanese. Would I go to a burger joint and call it a "cracker restaurant"?
Are any other Asians bothered by the word "oriental"?
Oriental? Are you fucking kidding me?