At least I won't curse another generation of kids with my shitty genes
Somebody's gotta end my line of assholes
Think of all the bacteria you hosted tho! 😊
Yeah but if you consider the fact that evolution and life itself is all the result of a series of accidents and mistakes then me being born makes a lot more sense.
In retrospective, that's actually a good thing. You too can contribute to mankind destruction in one easy step!
To the kids I'll never bring into existence: you're welcome, you'll thank me later in the void.
Oh god I thought about it too hard and now I feel guilty. I have a kid but *I'm* still a useless piece of trash. Just scratch me out of the family tree, don't look at me
This is only true if you don't have siblings
Sweet. First I helped ruin chain restaurants, tourism, dating, the napkin industry and diamonds. Now, I'm helping fellow Millenials ruin population growth!
Nobody gives me credit for contributing to evolution by removing my shitty genes from the pool, but hey, some people are just pessimistic I guess.
People really need to stop viewing a life without kids as being a failure. Getting your ego wrapped up in whether or not you decided to fuck a member of the opposite sex is a bad idea, and says nothing about the quality of parent you were or if you affected the world positively.