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Drug addict for 8 years, went to jail in 2015, and went to the psych ward twice in early 2017. Couldn’t hold a job for more then a few months. Now Im 100% drug free for 135 days and a manager of McDonalds! In the fall of 2018 Im on track to fulfill my dream to go to Hamburger University in Chicago!
40506
This is my worst nightmare
5442
Scientists edge closer to creating a blood test that can detect multiple types of cancers, seeing success rates of around 70% in cancerous individuals
39732
Every few years Tom Hanks plays a slightly more serious Captain.
24041
Mandrake root
26538
Lil boop
7640
Advice for the roads
3515
Babushka had enough!
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the thing goes bork
11234
18-year-old Linda Siegel whose low cut top caused controversy at Wimbledon in 1979
20794
You've been challenged by the wood.
20833
Kinda sad, but kind of a genius marketing strategy
13590
Trump appointee Carl Higbie resigns after it was revealed he said things like “I just don’t like Muslim people” and “black women think breeding is a form of government employment”
107590
Now we're asking the real questions
6504
MRW I turn to greet my Uber driver and discover that he's actually my doppelganger.
28107
Apple has a change of heart and approves an app that finds net neutrality violations
13770
Instead they say liberal
34140
83 yo man clings to his beloved cat who was saved from a fire that destroyed their home.
15040
Hot knife on Jello.
18347
HMC while I mess with this Iguana
21181
Shelljacking attempt thwarted ??
7503
My father (former programmer) is teaching himself woodworking
3770
Porg trying to swallow a banana
19567
Take away your finger
4846
Rapunzel, are you up there?
4871
Thigh gap
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I'm a long-haul trucker, most of my shirts have a noticeable seatbelt line.
10443
Blue Navy
5673
Top 10 saddest songs in anime
13308
Robopupper 2: Boop Day
9141
Turned around to see my dog making THIS face!
14462
Powerful tumbling
6770
The infamous croissant pupper
1762
Half buildings in Paris [X-post /r/architecture]
4483
Summoning the upvotes
11312
Eugene was a feral cat who lived in my garden for months. I built a shelter and slowly earn his trust. One night, it dropped to -4°c, I go out and bring him in. He resists. The next morning he's reclutant to leave. Today, 2 months later, Eugene came to visit me in bed for the first time for cuddles.
35485
Trudeau bans anti-abortion groups from summer jobs funding
2651
Some genius installed an automatic hand sanitiser over the elevator button
9917
Maru returns from the cat dimension
1723
One Pot Chili Mac
6892 Tityfan808 Just to add to this post, EVERYONE in Hawaii was getting this notification, as well as the scroll on TV screens saying that it wasn't a drill. Fucking crazy, but I'm glad it actually was a mistake
3317 DiarrheaMagoo "woops, lol." - some poor intern.
1388 Unkleruckus86 That's one way to quit your job in style
1647 bobrossthemobboss Holy fucking shit. >"This is not a drill" >error
1949 imeinahpets I was terrified. I literally dragged my kids out of bed and went into the bathroom downstairs. I am so unprepared for this.
405 BridgetBardont This was what woke me up this morning. Me and my roommates were all crowded in the living room trying to figure out what the best move was. There were no sirens or anything but the confusion and panic on all the islands was so real.
381 radialomens Do we even have public bomb shelters? I don’t know where I would even go in an event like this. Google, I guess. Like I can get inside my house but it would be my coffin if it takes a hit. Get under a desk and kiss your ass good bye?
514 ThelicentiousD Damn it must have been crazy. Found [this video](https://mobile.twitter.com/Breaking911/status/952257989339119616?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet) showing a man putting kids down a storm drain.
280 Cockatiel I have family that lives in Hawaii and he said he got the text message at a farmers market, everyone looked at their phone, looked around, and went back to shopping because there was no alarms going off. After about 5 minutes some people started to leave and get a little uneasy. After Bout half an hour the message was said it was a mistake. But it certainly woke people up to the possibility of North Korea pulling something stupid.
256 hatsandrats I live on O'ahu and we couldn't call 911 because the line was busy, the civil defense line was a recording saying to call 911, the radio wasn't saying anything, the TV had the red banner scrolling across... There was just no information. I happened to be on a highway at the time, and people were driving to the tunnel and stopping on part of the lanes and leaving their cars to hide in the tunnel. There were also people sprinting trying to get home or to loved ones, it was pretty chaotic. Hopefully, this will show the state that we don't have shit prepared for a threat like this. It took almost an hour before we got the all clear. Bad way to spend a Saturday morning.
744 Ximitar Jesus fuckin'Christ.
81 andrewski_lite My wife is on vacation with our 2 year old and her parents in hawaii. She called me crying that they had just gotten this text. I had to try to calm her down while thinking it might have been the last time i would talk to her and that id never see my family again. Oops. Just a mistake. Thanks for destroying my world for the morning.
426 Grolschisgood I wonder if it was real life but they shot the missile down.
255 Callme-Sal UNSUBSCRIBE
58 vampyire This is why people have trust issues....
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