At least you have physical evidence of when you peaked
*See this chain? It’s going to be in your ass if I don’t get my Legos back by dinner.*
*..and as you can see, I eat pretty early*
That’s not just mid 80’s, that’s full on 80’s.
I can hear Ray Liotta saying something like..."If the other kids didnt play along, they were dealt with..."
Ok, no bullshit...were you running guns in and out of Miami between '83 and '87?
Looking back on it, was your future so bright that you had to wear shades?
Slow down buddy save some p*ssy for the rest of the world!
You look like Tom Cruise.
Same height too.
You have one of the largest heads I’ve ever seen
During a drought. "So I heard you guys are in need of some wata, well I'm the wata man around these parts."
Steve..? Steve Harrington is it you?