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LPT: Keep a separate master resume with ALL previous work experience. When sending out a resume for application, duplicate the file and remove anything that may be irrelevant to the position. You never know when some past experience might become relevant again, and you don’t want to forget about it.
First image ever taken of the Hydrogen Atom
Not a method actor
Seizing an opportunity
My First Attempt.
Woke up to a white world, gonna enjoy it from my favorite cozy chair
On the left: Scene from the first season of Stranger Things, set in 1983. On the right: Me, wearing the exact same shirt in 1983.
PsBattle: Dirty Cat in a Rail Yard
We still like cute goats, right?
Peter Wang, a 15-year-old member of the Junior ROTC who was killed as he tried to help fellow students escape a mass shooting in Parkland, posthumously admitted to the U.S. Military Academy. Wang and two other cadets, Martin Duque and Alaina Petty, both 14, were also awarded the Medal of Heroism.
Trucker forgot he was driving a tractor trailer this morning while going through the bridge toll.
Swedish Major Eric Bonde smokes a cigarette after being ambushed and shot twice, Congo, 1961
Tank Puppy sees snow for the firs time at the Toronto Zoo.
At the end of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, he appears to Deus Ex Machina a baseball to throw at his stereo he left on in order to save himself from being caught. Ferris actually caught that baseball at the Cubs game much earlier in the movie.
Ajit Pai’s Plan Will Take Broadband Away From Poor People
Elon Musk on Twitter: High altitude wind shear data shows a probable 2% load exceedance. Small, but better to be paranoid. Postponing launch to tomorrow, assuming winds are better then.
The year is 2030, robots have taken over the world and made humans their slaves. You have time travelled back to the year 1990 with $1,000,000 to stop the robo-apocalypse. Besides my mum, what do you do?
The 'facesitting' ice dance lift that was removed (but later re-added) by the gold medalist Canadian team for being considered potentially too 'lewd' for the Olympics stage.
[I ate] extra fluffy Japanese pancakes.
Bill Gates tries to guess grocery store prices on Ellen
This morning reflection from my front door
me irl
Dog Thinks
Donna's Contribution to Pawnee's Time Capsule
On the left: Scene from the first season of Stranger Things, set in 1983. On the right: Me, wearing the same shirt in 1983.
[Image] Sucking at something is the first step
Happy Birthday, Anthony Daniels!
Nazi manlet trying to spread his "wisdom". Gets punched in the face. Of course he cries like a coward.
Netflix Lands Worldwide Rights to Next Four Duplass Brothers Films
Cooking crepes like a boss
Dog trying to escape from wolves
You're goddamn right.
Roses are red, I play on the grass,
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1534 Reddituser703 Pre packaged rations made by a private company that someone from the administration will make money off.
3518 thewholedamnplanet Yes but to be fair it's a scam where some Trump Campaing contributors will get the contract, collect inflated fees and send out absolute garbage, maybe even literal. See Puerto Rico's food contracts for preview.
541 LonnieJaw748 Can’t wait to head down to the cafeteria to enjoy an MRE from 1978! Edit: Ok, ok. Maybe they’d be from 1981. But we’ve had a stockpile of billions of those [nutritional biscuits]( for decades. Maybe they’ll be serving them as well.
228 Jack_Cabbage They were also paranoid about the rationing of healthcare under Obama. Of course thats not what was happening. This food box idea is dumb for a thousand different reason.
391 bob_in_the_west Prepacked food sounds like low grade cardboard with a lot of sugar and food coloring and preservatives and flavor enhancers. "But it's cheap!", right? But I'm not against prepacked food per se. If it consists of healthy food then I'm all for it.
140 Ehcksit Good news, the government has increased the chocolate ration to 20 grams.
15 Lan777 If the current administration were capable of doing this then it would be a great SUPPLEMENTARY PROGRAM to food stamps that people in need could elect into given they were at least given a few choices in what came in the box and it wasnt just a 48-pack of great value brand soup cans but actual food. Along with the current food stamp program which affords people and families the freedom to still be able to pick what they eat, it could help people that perhaps don't have access to a good grocer or people working multiple jobs that still require food aid for them or their family. Problem is, based on this admins current track record and staff roll, I jave serious doubts that they would be capable of pulling it off. Also, based on the rhetoric and recent policies implemented, I have doubts that the primary purpose would be to provide nutritious meals but instead it would be to do the barest minimum and still underfund it because of the view many far right conservatives hold that poverty is by and large a personal failure that shouldn't be rewarded. It's important to note that this is a FAR right view because even people like Paul Ryan have attested that sometimes you get stuck in poverty and that it isn't necessarily because of laziness.
60 bunnylover726 My first thought is what if someone is poor and has food allergies/intolerances? Would that be accounted for? Or would they get told to just bootstrap themselves?