Ice. You found ice. In Alaska. *Ice.*
I’d like to gift that to my gf. She complains I never get her anything.
You should put it back because global warming
This is the Stone of the Mixologist. It was hidden from man thousands of years ago, deemed too powerful for man’s taste at the time. Three mustachioed men, all three thin, wearing vests and pocket watches, carried it to Alaska in secret. “One day, a man will rise from a vinyl record store, and he will have the power to wield this stone. He will know to place it into a glass vessel of perfect size, and mix it with the world’s finest spirit of brown, with a supporting vessel filled to the brim with a Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Might want to sit it out in the sun for a bit to make sure it melts and isn’t a super diamond