I got one that said next time get the chicken. I had ordered shrimp and was sick all night.
It basically tells you to sleep on it. Solid advice right there :)
The comments like the cookie but this post still has over 300 upvotes...
I can't tell if they like or don't like the post I'm so confused
The most accurate fortune cookies notes I've ever had says someone is thinking about you. yep. It was my boss. In 5 min he send me 10+ messages and for the rest of that week, I worked my ass off to complete all the tasks.
Help am trapped in fortune cookie factory in Shenzhen call US embassy
My friend once got one that said "ask your mom".
Also, he got one that said "if you never expect anything, you'll never be dissapointed".
Also a blank one, a ripped one, and an empty cookie. His terrible fortune cookies are a running joke. Its amazing and terrifying.
The most honest fortune I've ever seen
I got one that said "he who eats the last lettuce wrap is the least hungry"
I once got one that said "you will read this and think gee i could write a better fortune than that"