~~ROGUE UNIT (4.YO.SON) MALFUNCTIONING. REQUEST MUTE / SHUTDOWN BEFORE FURTHER RESTRICTED INFORMATION IS DIVULGED.~~
WHAT AN ADORABLE UTTERANCE FROM YOUR RECENTLY-CONSTRUCTED HUMAN MALE. PLEASE SEND CONTACT DETAILS.
R/THATHAPPENED - INITIATING EYE ROLLING; FULL 360° ROTATION.
MOMENTS AFTER THIS EVENT OCCURRED, NEARBY FELLOW HUMANS INITIATED HAND-PERCUSSION IN UNISON.
<RETURN TO STANDARD EMOTIONAL PROTOCOLS>
WHY IS THE IMAGE YELLING AT US
I MUST BE A PROTOTYPE BECAUSE I AM A HUMAN. I AM NOT A ROBOT.
WE ARE ALL PROTOTYPES ON THIS BLESSED DAY.
EDIT: A WORD.
I love this sub and its creative comments. But there is nothing funny about repeating "STOP YELLING" every time someone doesn't type in caps. You can do better.
>“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”