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Title
14120
Study of long-term heterosexual couples finds women over-estimate and men underestimate their partner’s sexual advances
16929
Indian guru sentenced to life for raping girl
16081
I tried a new hobby, and it's lit
12440
Choose your Fighter
13708
This village is not artificial, it exists and it is called Shirakawa and it is from Japan.
14689
Literally unplayable.
10681
John Lennon after the rooftop concert (1969)
21911
Useless minimalism, stop that
7410
Scumbag Ayn Rand
5752
My fortune cookie threatened me!
11490
The Elevator prank, one of the most wholesome prank on Youtube
6892
During Puerto Rico’s Blackout, Solar Microgrids Kept The Lights On: As the utility on the island continues to fail, new systems of renewables–installed after the storm–are showing what a more resilient grid could look like.
15930
YOU'RE PREGNANT AGAIN?!?!
4986
Well this took a turn
8326
When r/prequelmemes is flooded with pewdiepie memes so you need to go on r/sequelmemes
11698
When you realize it will be more confusing for PewDiePie fans with mismatched subtitle.
8002
That pretty cool......holy crap
10038
Negotiating Rule Four with the Mods
44888
We just outted our corrupt prime minister in Armenia with a 10 day peaceful revolution, 200K people on the streets of the capital Yerevan. He was president for 10 years then changed constitution and elected himself as PM 4 4 days. Next up parliament!
8650
Meow_irl
15745
Let me push this monkey into the water, WCGW?
47029
Women take to the streets of Iran without the veil as they show support for woman who was viciously beaten by 'morality police'
10872
Who want to squad up in Fortnite?
6023
Teppanyaki Caramel Popcorn
8309
Ant being ripped apart
6350
The moment that got me officially hooked
4264
You saw nothing, right?
5561
The Octopath Traveler box art is stunning.
17943
Anon has a friend
5335
East Area Rapist/Original Night Stalker OFFICIALLY CAUGHT - everything we know so far
26649
How to impress your boss
20230
Sometimes the truth stings a little
10483
?? The Hawk Moth Caterpillar can transform itself into a snake ??
35129
Oh My God ??
3348
Gave me that bad tingly feeling!
2135
Dogs cannot get ‘autism’, British Veterinary Association warns after ‘anti-vaxx’ movement spread to pets
3797
Y'all got anymore of that brain juice?
6362
Once a fan, always a fan
8341
“Now add bits to the bird” - from my 5 year old’s school book
52075
Meg's Hopes And Dreams Are Shattered At The Bar
788 TheMexicanSloth Damn, Get better Little OP. Best of wishes :D
150 AtomicFi Oof, I was super prone to “minor” head injuries as a kid. Never got a concussion from it, but from 2-6 years old I had around 20 stitches and 16 staples put into my head over 10 separate incidents. I’m glad your kiddo’s okay, and hopefully you didn’t worry too much about it. Showing her classmates the staples will immortalize her as a badass.
51 LargeDerp ‘One look? *turns right*
51 GrapeCakes **staples**- The secret behind being really really really *ridiculously* good looking.
46 SDM102030 Wrong sub
15 PM_me_your_KD_ratio When I was 5, my little buddy and I were in his backyard digging for earthworms. We were doing pretty well with just our handheld shovels, but he wanted to show off AND find us more worms, so he told me to wait right there and he'll be back with something better for us to use. Well, he came back with a full-sized garden hoe that he was trying to lift but since he was 5, he lost control and the tool came down on the top of my head. Memories fade in and out after that point about that day. Reaching up and not even touching my head, just hovering over my hair, and then bringing my hand back to look at it and seeing it dripping with blood; my Muppets shirt soaked red and hanging outside to dry on their picket fence. But the weirdest (maybe second weirdest) aspect of that experience was what happened at the doctor's office. The doctor was apparently out of stitches (?!), so my head was bound and medically stapled. My mom had to re-wrap my head over the next few weeks after baths and I was ecstatic that I had something (sort of) in common with ancient mummies with which I was obsessed at the time.
6 [deleted] Hope your little monster is doing alright. I panic anytime my 5 yo trips i couldn't imagine this happening. . *"What's this? A center for ants?!"*
10 [deleted] Why name your kid "Staples to the Head"? Bizarre
11 toeofcamell They almost died in a freak game of staple gun war
11 Tumble85 What'd she crack her head on? Coffee table? Counter edge? Grizzly bear?
3 tbone-not-tbag Blue mini steel.
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6 llamanatee What happened?
6 FrostUncle There's more to life than having really, really, ridiculously squishable cheeks.
2 SpuriousJournalist But...I thought those bandages were self adhesive?
2 ConstantConcussion88 Did she get in a freak gasoline fight accident? Lol
2 CandidateForDeletiin I totally empathize with you. I, too, occasionally want to take office equipment to my daughter. Stay strong, fellow parent, stay strong.