Score
Title
49371
A note hanging from this taxi driver's steering wheel
9907
Shedding my Skin
16105
Genius
50646
My grandpa in 1970’s when he was playing with the Temptations(he is the main trumpet in their song papa was a rolling stone)
2569
Rainbow hair.
34990
Sock thief
36640
Good advice, wholesome dad
14187
Let me be great! ????
6334
Guy claims to be attacked at Women's March
2809
Little tiny SPIDER
21431
Kevin Hart wins a $40,000 poker pot only from misreading his own hand and decides to give almost half back to the other player.
11290
RAW POWER
3050
NVIDIA Tells Retailers To Sell To Gamers, Not Cryptominers As GPU Shortage Causes Extreme Price Gouging
28638
Ok. But its not what we wanted.
16469
Pathetic.
1835
fresh new format?
35368
Contactless fight [OC]
11595
Tape down your cables
19682
MRW I can finally watch porn without the camera cover on my laptop because the government shut down
7937
Since the one from yesterday seemed to be a hit I made a new one tonight. I can not wait to do this with a larger set!
34620
My camera focused on the background through the glass.
12323
Ten year old girl standing up to remind us that Flint, Michigan still doesn't have clean water after almost four years. ????????????
29389
Speedy Gonzales got nothing on me.
4184
Making Noodles
18233
Finally organized my Nuka collection.
17879
He loved her, and he loved her.
8928
From Facebook page Classical Art Memes
2936
Gotta go fast
24517
Red plastic cups from Pizza Hut
9684
Please put it back where you found it.
10118
Monster Car
16529
Your belly button is just your old mouth.
39109
Images of Venus’ surface by Soviet Venera probes in 1981
2818
[Spoiler] UFC 220: Ngannou v. Miocic
11836
[No Spoilers] My Cersei Lannister cosplay plus Iron Throne wheelchair
4521
anime_irl
1712
"I wOuLd nEveR cALl HiM fAT!"
2590
I (20) DM'd for my dad and his friends (50s) for the first time tonight...[OC]
3772
Some women took pictures of me at the gym today.
3023
Women's March in White Horse, Yukon, 2018
790 TheMexicanSloth Damn, Get better Little OP. Best of wishes :D
146 AtomicFi Oof, I was super prone to “minor” head injuries as a kid. Never got a concussion from it, but from 2-6 years old I had around 20 stitches and 16 staples put into my head over 10 separate incidents. I’m glad your kiddo’s okay, and hopefully you didn’t worry too much about it. Showing her classmates the staples will immortalize her as a badass.
52 LargeDerp ‘One look? *turns right*
51 GrapeCakes **staples**- The secret behind being really really really *ridiculously* good looking.
48 SDM102030 Wrong sub
16 PM_me_your_KD_ratio When I was 5, my little buddy and I were in his backyard digging for earthworms. We were doing pretty well with just our handheld shovels, but he wanted to show off AND find us more worms, so he told me to wait right there and he'll be back with something better for us to use. Well, he came back with a full-sized garden hoe that he was trying to lift but since he was 5, he lost control and the tool came down on the top of my head. Memories fade in and out after that point about that day. Reaching up and not even touching my head, just hovering over my hair, and then bringing my hand back to look at it and seeing it dripping with blood; my Muppets shirt soaked red and hanging outside to dry on their picket fence. But the weirdest (maybe second weirdest) aspect of that experience was what happened at the doctor's office. The doctor was apparently out of stitches (?!), so my head was bound and medically stapled. My mom had to re-wrap my head over the next few weeks after baths and I was ecstatic that I had something (sort of) in common with ancient mummies with which I was obsessed at the time.
6 [deleted] Hope your little monster is doing alright. I panic anytime my 5 yo trips i couldn't imagine this happening. . *"What's this? A center for ants?!"*
10 BourbonNBulletz Why name your kid "Staples to the Head"? Bizarre
12 toeofcamell They almost died in a freak game of staple gun war
10 Tumble85 What'd she crack her head on? Coffee table? Counter edge? Grizzly bear?
3 tbone-not-tbag Blue mini steel.
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5 llamanatee What happened?
3 FrostUncle There's more to life than having really, really, ridiculously squishable cheeks.
2 SpuriousJournalist But...I thought those bandages were self adhesive?
2 ConstantConcussion88 Did she get in a freak gasoline fight accident? Lol
2 CandidateForDeletiin I totally empathize with you. I, too, occasionally want to take office equipment to my daughter. Stay strong, fellow parent, stay strong.