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[Image] You still have time
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Eminem celebrated 10 years of sobriety yesterday.
39881
How to hold an N64 controller
22970
MRW I take the cookies out of the oven but forget spray down the baking sheet beforehand
17934
TIL that The Sex Pistols were asked by their manager to write a song called "Submission", hoping they would write about bondage. Instead they wrote a song about a submarine mission.
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Just keep pushing. It's all that matters.
10926
Only one way down
9681
How to teach your kids to toughen up
12882
Jenna Fischer’s shirt is Michael’s grilled foot
14447
Women will never know the dread of when your dick touches the inside of the toilet bowl
23058
Give her to me!
28191
Donald Trump playing golf in his own club. West Palm Beach, Florida, 2010.
19104
So that's how Chocolate Labs are made.
15566
Hey hoomans, "dont mind me taking all your shit, I got a family too."
8746
The Fortnite Foodchain
27035
We . . . may have made a terrible mistake
18735
New CPR device
10757
For brown widow spiders, sex is literally a matter of life and death. If a male chooses an adult female, chances are roughly 50/50 that she’ll eat him afterward. But if he mates with a younger subadult female, she’ll let him live to see another day. Despite this, the males prefer older mates.
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Eminem Celebrates 10 Years of Sobriety
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For every Upvote, I’m planting a tree :)
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Accurate enough
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So sweet....
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?? This 125+ Year Old Rhododendron “Tree” In Canada looks like it's covered in bloody flames! ??
3827
me_irl
10113
Alberta woman 1st adult in Canada to be 'cured' of sickle cell anemia through stem cell transplant
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Two whales seek revenge.
46683
Making a wrecking ball out of chocolate
3755
This Randy Marsh tattoo
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What my sister asked for vs what the salon did vs what my mom did after the salon disaster
36132
This statue looks like it continues on forever.
5262
Zoe Saldana shared a bomb Avengers selfie!
18775
Schizophrenics of Reddit; What is the scariest hallucination (visually or audibly) that you have ever experienced?
10347
Earth Day
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"Let's make the opposite of a fun roller coaster"
6199
ITS HAPPENING
13300
Hit and run
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The worst thing about identity thieves is how stealthy they are.
3286
Posted in an Army forum. To you think the punishment is acceptable?
4733
Here’s my completed project car. 1969 Mustang
26167
The Rock Drops Big Surprise on High School Student Who Asked Him to Prom
3654 RaishinX God I can hear that thing now. KKKKRRRRAAAAKK-AKKAAAK!! Fuck it, don’t even bake the shit.
1744 louievettel Life pro tip: Just eat the whole cake at once and you only have to worry about that one time
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755 yourmomsnutsarehuge I keep my money in this. First, as soon as a theif starts messing with it I can hear it even if I'm asleep. Second, I got like 15 minutes to get there before they can even get it open.
551 RedditIsAFailedState Yeah James Bond's done some pretty cool stuff, but has he ever gotten a piece of cake from that flimsy plastic mf at 3 a.m. without making noise? Doubt it 😒
215 Firmly_Grasp-it I just had to open one of these like an hour ago. Literally have to break the thing to open it
162 submess There is one in my kitchen right now. Just gotta call the locksmith and I can have a piece of cake.
148 thesportynerd Also when you finally get these open, they just make you spill crumbs everywhere from the sheer force of trying to pry these open.
141 cardboardpunk And trying to get the lid back on is impossible. You get one side on, and the other side slips right the hell off.
78 Molestoyevsky That and the cake is always on a separate tray which slide around on the platform because there's no friction. Which means that it doubles as a cake-launcher once it's open.
46 jkure2 When you're stoned at 2 am and trying to get some cake
38 sir_stride20 Me: I'm just gonna get myself one piece. Ain't no one gonna know Plastic container: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zVrTEvwjdDY