God I can hear that thing now. KKKKRRRRAAAAKK-AKKAAAK!! Fuck it, don’t even bake the shit.
Life pro tip: Just eat the whole cake at once and you only have to worry about that one time
I keep my money in this. First, as soon as a theif starts messing with it I can hear it even if I'm asleep.
Second, I got like 15 minutes to get there before they can even get it open.
Yeah James Bond's done some pretty cool stuff, but has he ever gotten a piece of cake from that flimsy plastic mf at 3 a.m. without making noise?
Doubt it 😒
I just had to open one of these like an hour ago. Literally have to break the thing to open it
There is one in my kitchen right now. Just gotta call the locksmith and I can have a piece of cake.
Also when you finally get these open, they just make you spill crumbs everywhere from the sheer force of trying to pry these open.
And trying to get the lid back on is impossible. You get one side on, and the other side slips right the hell off.
That and the cake is always on a separate tray which slide around on the platform because there's no friction. Which means that it doubles as a cake-launcher once it's open.
When you're stoned at 2 am and trying to get some cake