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35390
Something bumped against a wall at work and made a painting of a snowy town.
19656
The floor is completely flat
9476
Shout out to my brother for replacing a picture of Jesus at my parent's house with a picture of Obi-Wan Kenobi as portrayed by Ewan McGregor. Three months and counting without them noticing.
6887
Porn Stars Unite Against Men Leaving Disgusting Comments on Their Videos With No Contact Info
33805
TIL about a website called Boil the Frog - put in two artists of different genres and you'll get a Spotify playlist that gradually and seamlessly takes you from point A to point B.
18772
MRW being president makes me thirsty
68516
I stacked 50 photos to create an empty highway in Chicago
86345
This is "Frida", she has saved 52 people so far in Mexico's Earthquake
14438
TIL 550 motorcyclists participated in a ride to protest New York State's mandatory helmet law. During the ride, One of the rider's breaks failed and was sent over the handlebars and hit his head on the pavement, killing him. Medical experts said he would have survived if he had worn his helmet.
6456
Grandma overshares
9373
Firenado ??
7132
Which movie was really just a giant advertisement?
13431
Disney had to pay Paramount seven figures to allow JJ Abrams to direct Star Wars Episode IX, to compensate them for getting out of the $10 million/year deal he's under with that studio.
3035
LPT: If you want to read more, but find yourself watching tv instead: before you turn on the tv, read one page of your book. If you really don't want to read, don't, but more often than not you'll find yourself reading.
80481
It's 2017, any place that charges a convenience fee to pay bills online is just an asshole.
56541
She asked him to use a real technique on her.
15783
treasured
3911
Boats on a river during the Central Mexico earthquake
4915
Peter knew that anything could be an instrument if he believed it enough
20281
Spaceships are just boats out of water
11901
I am not lost, just visiting (x-post from /r/tumblr)
3147
Google signs agreement with HTC, continuing big bet on hardware
11103
ULPT - If you are ever shopping in a supermarket and a kid bites you, be load and swear a lot, if the parent comes over to you angry for upsetting their kid, claim that he bit you and that you are HIV positive. This will traumatise the parent and make them be more responsible with their kid.
7541
Hippy Jump.
5719
For weeks, Equifax customer service has been directing victims to a fake phishing site
10536
"If you insist"
3685
This car collects water on the trunk lid and dumps it all into the trunk when opened
54253
The year Rockstar discovered microtransactions (repost from like a year ago, still relevant)
8560
I pray for Danny DeVito
26934
Stop resisting!
16177
She is Frida, she has located 52 trapped persons in Mexico City after yesterday's earthquake.
5167
When a programmer and designer meet on tinder
6286
This was my spot!
1679
David Attenborough's - Natural History Museum Alive (2017), 90 minute spectacular, with its ground-breaking CGI technology, is a special collaboration of experts and curators from the Natural History Museum.
2054
Amazing picture that captures first responders work in Mexico City
7336
I hope Fast & Furious 10 is called "Fast 10: Your Seatbelts "
4312
Fantasy Book Cover Starter Pack
2099
CONGRATULATIONS
10861
I know what I'd pick
25982
In The Matrix, water on windows foreshadowed code
9586 Acediass Gotta hand it to people who learn and teach stuff like this that wouldn't necessarily benefit them directly. I grew up in a family of women so my sister had to show me how to shave and tie a tie, but she never wore one in her life. I asked her how she learned, to which she responded, "Had to learn for you." Edit: Thanks for the gold!
10639 TooShiftyForYou You know he had somewhere important to go if he thought he needed to wear a tie even though he couldn't tie it. Very nice gesture here.
12745 ArmanDoesStuff Where are all these people who can tie a tie facing someone. I always try to do it mirrored and fuck it up. [EDIT](http://i.imgur.com/QdwBC7Y.png)
3120 corporealmetacortex She seems like a woman who could hold you at night when it's raining outside with those strong comforting arms.
13766 maximuspanye Those biceps tho
898 nocontroll Tying a tie is one of those odd things. Everyone struggles desperately with it the first few times but then after you figure it out you realize how ridiculously easy it is. Something about looking at tying diagrams is confusing as fuck though.
217 chickaboomba This photo reminds me of one of the first times I rode the subway in NYC, it was early morning and the car was full of students heading to school. I overheard a young boy tell his older brother his finger was bleeding. Neither had anything to stop it, so the kid stood there sucking on the finger that was bleeding. I reached into my purse, pulled out a selection of bandaids and told the boy to pick the one he wanted. His brother helped him put it on while someone next to me tried to coach me on my faux pas of invading on the privacy of others on the train. "I'm a mom," I replied. "When moms see cut fingers, they hand out bandaids." As the boys got off at their stop, the younger one smiled at me and said, "Thanks, Mom." It was a nice way to get introduced to the subway culture in the city.
1236 sarcastagirly There's a Goodwill near my house and all the ties are already tied up just incase I imagine I think it's so sweet someone takes the time to give a s*** about people
530 AskAboutMyDumbSite I like the nonchalant holding his blazer open.