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My old front porch floor lasted 97 years. By my calculations, this prank may not pay off until 2114.
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Angela Kinsey retweeted this terrifying faceswap ??
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Mud Bricks
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Partying hard
28378
Mass evacuation as Puerto Rico dam bursts
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A marshmallow in your coffee? WHAA
7357
A single sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA information in it. That means an average ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1587.5 TB
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Wendell always dreamed of being an MMA champion
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TIL In Kurt Cobain's suicide note, he quoted a Neil Young song saying "It's better to burn out than fade away". Neil Young said that "it fucked with me" and he had actually been trying to get in touch with Cobain around when his suicide happened, in order to offer encouragement.
7942
Sleeping mlems
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I was cleaning the flat top grill at my work and suddenly a canvas of a forest on the lakeside.
3794
Russia: Trump and Kim are like 'children in a kindergarten'
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I recreated Lake Moraine in Minecraft after seeing it on /r/EarthPorn one too many times. Zoom in to see the blocks
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Close enough, dog !
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Iowa Children's Hospital
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A scene between Jack and Sawyer from LOST, which premiered 13 years ago today. The ambitious series is better experienced through bingeing, and its finale holds up better now than it did 7 years ago. If you haven't given it a chance, now is the perfect time.
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I liked this.
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[Poetry] Morty reacts to the Rick and Morty fanbase
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It was pointed out to us that my girlfriend and I are the real life Kelly and Yorkie from San Junipero, Black Mirror. It feels so good to have gay and bi characters like us recognized in the Emmys!
11320
Neon Cloth
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Love my mom to death but...
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Stump removal. WCGW?
11224
Ostrich doing some big tippy taps
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In Tropic Thunder, Robert Downey Jr's character states, "I don't drop character till I done a DVD commentary." During the commentary for the movie, he remains in character.
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My stylish half-Norwegian and half-Jamaican mum with her equally stylish father in Norway (1970)
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Donald Trump's mom
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Driver nearly misses tornado (xpost r/dashcamgifs)
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Dude decides to randomly shatter a store's glass front
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Ingenious! ??
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I'm Tricia Helfer, actor, podcaster and Cylon. AMA!
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Very high IQ
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My sïštër drew me a surreal birthday card and I thought you would appreciate it
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Man cling-filmed car because he's sick of people parking outside his house and going on holiday
4259
Fuck you Hippo!
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me irl
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Get off the street!
12812
When you find out that Sam L Jackson voices Frozone
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Mr. Steal-yo-girl Pooch
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Yuo see comrade, meme with Kalashinikov is good meme.
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This new season has a high production value.
5678 SirLenzalot Whose balls do I have to fondle to get my own plaque when I threw that empty bottle over my shoulder and into the proper recycling bin?
1600 whosthedoginthisscen This happened to me on a NYC subway during a morning commute many years ago, except there WERE people to witness my recovery, yet no one looked up, which was somehow even more embarrassing. It was a rainy day, and a 6 train had just pulled into the station. I swiped my card and bolted for the train just as the door closing warning bell rang. With just seconds to spare, I leaped into the car, and my leading foot landed on the slick floor of the car just as my hand grabbed the pole. Unfortunately, the floor was wet and muddy enough that my foot had no traction and I did a 360 around the pole on one slippery foot, leaving a huge arc in the dirty floor, but I never lost my handhold, so I stayed mostly upright. I looked around for some commiseration or at least acknowledgement from the other passengers, but I got nothing. No one even looked up. This, my friends, is how you can be surrounded by 8 million people yet feel desperately lonely.
6124 TooShiftyForYou Same sign maker [left this one.](https://i.imgur.com/UcP31Ft.jpg)
262 mystriddlery If no one saw this, then we know who made this plaque, and we know she likes to talk in the third person.
253 audiate I had a near miss once. It would occasionally get very windy where I grew up. Like tree toppling windy. One exceptionally windy day I was getting into my moms car. I was a kid and just a bit taller than the roof of the car. I dropped my discman and bent down to pick it up. At that exact moment a gigantic tree branch broke off and slammed onto the roof of the car. Based on the trajectory of the branch and where it hit, had I not bent down it would have crushed my head or neck between the branch and the top of the door jam. TLDR: Dropping my discman on a windy day saved my life.
70 drvondoctor Sometimes, weird shit happens when you're driving. I was driving on an empty highway at 2 am(ish) once, and the road was slick from a small rainshower earlier that evening. There i am driving along when suddenly i hydroplaned pretty hard. I lost control for a second and spun *hard* i did a complete 540 spin and my car just shut off. There i was facing the wrong way on an empty highway. My life had flashed before my eyes, dumped all my adrenaline, and i just sat there stunned for a second. Then reality came back and it was like "well... that happened" so i turned my car back on, made a u-turn, and drove home. It was a real moment... and noone was there. In the end... something happened... but *nothing happened.* That was a weird feeling.