that face lmao. My lungs are expanding and shrinking a lot
My dad is one of those customers. I don’t know why he finds it funny unless it’s like a suicide joke for your financial security instead of your life.
*calls out order*
random guy *”huhuh its not mine but i’ll take it!”*
Item doesn't scan after first swipe.
"That means it's free right, hur hur hur"
I work at a cinema, if I had a dime for every fake smile I’ve put on after I say “Where would you like to sit?” And they say “On a seat”
Edit: My most upvoted comment is about me complaining, classic
My response to that was always 'Tell you what. Give me a nickel for every time I've heard that joke. I'll split it with you and we'll both have a million bucks.'
What’s worse is the pervy old men that respond with “Just your beautiful smile, sweetie” or my all time favorite “Yes, dip your finger in my drink to sweeten it up.”
*item has no barcode*
"Must mean it's free huh?!"
*helping customer load up large/heavy object into vehicle*
"Now hop in the back and help me unload it at my house"
Retail jokes get old fast