Score
Title
14288
Ummm... wtf did I just walk in on?
7968
roses are red, i put jam on my crackers
60410
Snake going to bed
10294
Dog's 'cancer' turns out to be four teddy bears
32071
This ginkgo tree has existed for 1400 years.
5326
Waiting for the last moment
24893
Lit father, lit son
4649
Definitely some witchcraft here.
4552
McDonalds kitty.
8213
PORG, the cat!
23583
What can i get for you?
4230
For class, I sculpted Owen Wilson’s nose and collaged it with pictures of Owen Wilson to create Owen Wilson’s Wow meme. My teacher did not get it.
56815
My Pops finally beating Super Mario Bros. on Christmas night, 1988. The Nintendo was a present for "me and my sister".
13873
DiSgRuNtLeD eX-eMpLoYeE fUcKiNg KiLlS rEpLaCeMeNt
29597
HMB, I'm playing a round of Rumba Pong
16522
[OC] Closing a box made of perfect mirrors with a light bulb inside
18555
A reminder for tomorrow
8620
This truck in the swimming pool
2671
Ima do this
39416
This penny I got in my change is 150 years old
10834
Getting ready for a night on the town
24545
Cutting a slice of 23 layer chocolate cake [640 x 640] [GIF]
12814
Well done young man!
30523
The U.K. Just Went 55 Hours Without Using Coal for the First Time in History
16898
Spooky lone oak tree, North Yorkshire, UK. Simon Baxter (OC) [1440x1080]
9051
We need Jesus in this town.
3300
TIL former NBA Champion and Chicago Bulls player Horace Grant continued to wear sports-goggles after receiving Lasik surgery to help kids who were teased over wearing glasses.
5302
The year was 1997, translucent green pieces ruled the galaxy
9461
My wife said she wanted just one child of each gender
26694
Best Friends "Forever"
25139
hmmm
9399
Mandatory plot twist before official death of meme. Buy buy buy but be ready to sell soon.
5577
Dirty
8006
Hold My Catnip, I'm going to the butcher to pick out my lunch
4191
Pringles lids seal Solo cups
3806
Babylon Bee (a satire site) gets it.
17195
When you choose to live away from the water so it hunts you down
7978
MRW I'm at summer camp and my bully makes fun of my profuse sweating and premature baldness in front of my crush so I wait until he's about to do the slackline and then I blow on it to make it shake so he'll fall off.
1974
I just wanted a new car.
63055
The U.K. Just Went 55 Hours Without Using Coal for the First Time in History
1367 reallycoolscreenname I have something better than a medical degree, hun. I’m a MOM :-)
1385 shatrocious We are dealing with mental health issues in my home currently, and man oh man do "they" ever think oils will cure it. It's disgusting.
465 skaalgard_san HIS NAME IS BRAXTYNN, NOT SKIHLORR.
187 Sharkhawk23 2 week class? Lol. Try 2 minute phone call with their upstream
899 BlackCaaaaat Hey πŸ‘‹ there Doctor! πŸ‘¨β€βš•οΈ Why don’t you πŸ‘‰ quit βœ–οΈ your cubicle scheme (hospitals have cubicles, right? πŸ€ͺ) and become a #BossBro πŸ’ͺ and earn πŸ’° $2/per hour πŸ’°πŸ˜± PM me hun 😍 ... er, bro πŸ’ͺ and you can join my πŸ’¦ oily empire πŸ’¦ TODAY for the low cost πŸ’° of your dignity πŸ€ͺ and all your πŸ‘‰ friends and family!
251 alanna_the_lioness My husband is a doctor. I showed him this and his response was to look at me really confused and say "what the fuck are essential oils?" I assume this means three things: essential oils are most certainly not taught in medical school, he has the good fortune to have never met an oil-peddling hun, and he obviously ignores all of my antiMLM rants.
114 asian_by_marriage Two weeks?! That's impressive! Everything I've seen from my oily acquaintances are one hour long workshops to "make over your medicine cabinet". Cause an hour is all it takes to have a better understanding than medical professionals of how to treat complex medical issues.
104 pumpernickelbasket Man if you think that middle-ish aged, white suburban nurses aren't also part of all this bullshit you are kidding yourself. Most of my coworkers are convinced that ear candling, bracelets made of 'special stones' and essential oils really work to deal with 'sub clinical' issues. It's baffling considering we all have actual evidence-based knowledge about so many issues...
76 pixiestar1 *Image Transcription* --- MFW I threw away my twenties learning every cell in the human body but skylarsmommy2375 learned a great essential oil blend in her two week class. [*Stock photo of a doctor from the torso up holding a clipboard with a stethoscope around his neck and his hand on his forehead*] --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)
99 Sismonk1 To be fair lots of future nurses in my anatomy and physiology class have been hearing all about EOs from our professor and just last week he told us that vaccinations cause autism. Excuses while I rock my self back and forth and slip into insanity.