We are dealing with mental health issues in my home currently, and man oh man do "they" ever think oils will cure it. It's disgusting.
2 week class? Lol. Try 2 minute phone call with their upstream
Hey 👋 there Doctor! 👨⚕️ Why don’t you 👉 quit ✖️ your cubicle scheme (hospitals have cubicles, right? 🤪) and become a #BossBro 💪 and earn 💰 $2/per hour 💰😱 PM me hun 😍 ... er, bro 💪 and you can join my 💦 oily empire 💦 TODAY for the low cost 💰 of your dignity 🤪 and all your 👉 friends and family!
My husband is a doctor. I showed him this and his response was to look at me really confused and say "what the fuck are essential oils?"
I assume this means three things: essential oils are most certainly not taught in medical school, he has the good fortune to have never met an oil-peddling hun, and he obviously ignores all of my antiMLM rants.
Two weeks?! That's impressive! Everything I've seen from my oily acquaintances are one hour long workshops to "make over your medicine cabinet". Cause an hour is all it takes to have a better understanding than medical professionals of how to treat complex medical issues.
Man if you think that middle-ish aged, white suburban nurses aren't also part of all this bullshit you are kidding yourself. Most of my coworkers are convinced that ear candling, bracelets made of 'special stones' and essential oils really work to deal with 'sub clinical' issues. It's baffling considering we all have actual evidence-based knowledge about so many issues...
MFW I threw away my twenties learning
every cell in the human body but
skylarsmommy2375 learned a great
essential oil blend in her two week class.
[*Stock photo of a doctor from the torso up holding a clipboard with a stethoscope around his neck and his hand on his forehead*]
^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index
To be fair lots of future nurses in my anatomy and physiology class have been hearing all about EOs from our professor and just last week he told us that vaccinations cause autism. Excuses while I rock my self back and forth and slip into insanity.