Thank you for posting something not asking for upvotes. You get some flair.
He is the kind of man who gives me the courage to do an amazing double jackknife twist. Which i did. Most of you people wouldnt even attempt that. I did it. And to go down on Chrissy Orlando on the trampoline later that night. Which i also did.
Anytime the guy from that 80’s show comes into my feed I upvote.
Is it just me or does he look a lot like andy samberg in this picture?
Tatiana I want you to clean yourself, for I will enter you. Hard. And it will last as long (or as short) as I please. But you will be clean. Only when you’re clean will you know my power.
His ski suit may be black, but do not be fooled, for underneath it lies a golden god