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11609
Drug addict for 8 years, went to jail in 2015, and went to the psych ward twice in early 2017. Couldn’t hold a job for more then a few months. Now Im 100% drug free for 135 days and a manager of McDonalds! In the fall of 2018 Im on track to fulfill my dream to go to Hamburger University in Chicago!
40506
This is my worst nightmare
5442
Scientists edge closer to creating a blood test that can detect multiple types of cancers, seeing success rates of around 70% in cancerous individuals
39732
Every few years Tom Hanks plays a slightly more serious Captain.
24041
Mandrake root
26538
Lil boop
7640
Advice for the roads
3515
Babushka had enough!
22055
the thing goes bork
11234
18-year-old Linda Siegel whose low cut top caused controversy at Wimbledon in 1979
20794
You've been challenged by the wood.
20833
Kinda sad, but kind of a genius marketing strategy
13590
Trump appointee Carl Higbie resigns after it was revealed he said things like “I just don’t like Muslim people” and “black women think breeding is a form of government employment”
107590
Now we're asking the real questions
6504
MRW I turn to greet my Uber driver and discover that he's actually my doppelganger.
28107
Apple has a change of heart and approves an app that finds net neutrality violations
13770
Instead they say liberal
34140
83 yo man clings to his beloved cat who was saved from a fire that destroyed their home.
15040
Hot knife on Jello.
18347
HMC while I mess with this Iguana
21181
Shelljacking attempt thwarted ??
7503
My father (former programmer) is teaching himself woodworking
3770
Porg trying to swallow a banana
19567
Take away your finger
4846
Rapunzel, are you up there?
4871
Thigh gap
50275
I'm a long-haul trucker, most of my shirts have a noticeable seatbelt line.
10443
Blue Navy
5673
Top 10 saddest songs in anime
13308
Robopupper 2: Boop Day
9141
Turned around to see my dog making THIS face!
14462
Powerful tumbling
6770
The infamous croissant pupper
1762
Half buildings in Paris [X-post /r/architecture]
4483
Summoning the upvotes
11312
Eugene was a feral cat who lived in my garden for months. I built a shelter and slowly earn his trust. One night, it dropped to -4°c, I go out and bring him in. He resists. The next morning he's reclutant to leave. Today, 2 months later, Eugene came to visit me in bed for the first time for cuddles.
35485
Trudeau bans anti-abortion groups from summer jobs funding
2651
Some genius installed an automatic hand sanitiser over the elevator button
9917
Maru returns from the cat dimension
1723
One Pot Chili Mac
1446 bgandy94 Looks like a staple remover if I've ever seen one
304 maygit88 r/teefies
764 lothar525 That’s a great name for a cat
179 azul_fervor This is normally how cat venom is collected.
39 [deleted] You have to admire his confidence. He sees a thick metal bar and thinks, "I bet I could bite through that".
330 mewbular If your cat does this often to metal chairs it may be because he lacks iron in his diet. You can easily get him supplements or increase the amount of fish based food that you give him. If it is any chair he is doing it to, consider buying a softer chair, perhaps a soft wood like pine, to feed him. I often find that cats prefer to eat chairs mushed up with some milk. You should find that after a few weeks this behavior should stop.
20 CatBedParadise /r/teefies
22 boundbylife Mrrow, I vant to suck you blood!
20 admiralackbar2017 I had a house guest and they asked me if it was safe to pet the cat. I said, 'Absolutely. Super friendly cat.' Does it scratch? Pretty much every time, yes it does scratch. I get scratched many times a day? Does it bite? Absolutely, always bites. Pretty deep too! Really hurts! Why the hell did you tell me it was safe to pet the cat?