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11609
Drug addict for 8 years, went to jail in 2015, and went to the psych ward twice in early 2017. Couldn’t hold a job for more then a few months. Now Im 100% drug free for 135 days and a manager of McDonalds! In the fall of 2018 Im on track to fulfill my dream to go to Hamburger University in Chicago!
40506
This is my worst nightmare
5442
Scientists edge closer to creating a blood test that can detect multiple types of cancers, seeing success rates of around 70% in cancerous individuals
39732
Every few years Tom Hanks plays a slightly more serious Captain.
24041
Mandrake root
26538
Lil boop
7640
Advice for the roads
3515
Babushka had enough!
22055
the thing goes bork
11234
18-year-old Linda Siegel whose low cut top caused controversy at Wimbledon in 1979
20794
You've been challenged by the wood.
20833
Kinda sad, but kind of a genius marketing strategy
13590
Trump appointee Carl Higbie resigns after it was revealed he said things like “I just don’t like Muslim people” and “black women think breeding is a form of government employment”
107590
Now we're asking the real questions
6504
MRW I turn to greet my Uber driver and discover that he's actually my doppelganger.
28107
Apple has a change of heart and approves an app that finds net neutrality violations
13770
Instead they say liberal
34140
83 yo man clings to his beloved cat who was saved from a fire that destroyed their home.
15040
Hot knife on Jello.
18347
HMC while I mess with this Iguana
21181
Shelljacking attempt thwarted ??
7503
My father (former programmer) is teaching himself woodworking
3770
Porg trying to swallow a banana
19567
Take away your finger
4846
Rapunzel, are you up there?
4871
Thigh gap
50275
I'm a long-haul trucker, most of my shirts have a noticeable seatbelt line.
10443
Blue Navy
5673
Top 10 saddest songs in anime
13308
Robopupper 2: Boop Day
9141
Turned around to see my dog making THIS face!
14462
Powerful tumbling
6770
The infamous croissant pupper
1762
Half buildings in Paris [X-post /r/architecture]
4483
Summoning the upvotes
11312
Eugene was a feral cat who lived in my garden for months. I built a shelter and slowly earn his trust. One night, it dropped to -4°c, I go out and bring him in. He resists. The next morning he's reclutant to leave. Today, 2 months later, Eugene came to visit me in bed for the first time for cuddles.
35485
Trudeau bans anti-abortion groups from summer jobs funding
2651
Some genius installed an automatic hand sanitiser over the elevator button
9917
Maru returns from the cat dimension
1723
One Pot Chili Mac
847 TheUnDankMeme27 *Ewan McGregor literally at lucasfilm having lunch with Kathleen Kennedy in full outfit with a script in hand* I know as much you guys do.
4960 Maximus_Decimus92 The negotiations for the film will be short.
6519 JoesGonnaKillYou Disney: "We hear you loud and clear guys. We're trying to negotiate a deal with Conor McGregor for the new movie."
4280 RinneganDon There’s literally no reason to go for someone else, come on Disney don’t let us down.
240 PsySom He probably just walks around like that
1203 comrade_batman Don't lecture me, McGregor, I see through the lies of Disney! I will bring 'Kenobi: A High Ground Story' to my new canon!
1601 snozburger Cue an alcoholic-Obi Wan moping around a bar in tattooine for the whole movie.
1206 No_Country_Members On a somewhat related note, when I was in the Air Force I used to work alongside Ewan McGregor's brother Colin around the time Ewan was filming the prequels. Colin was a pilot and used to go crazy every time he walked to the jet as almost everyone would hum the Imperial Death March and stop if he looked at whoever he thought was doing it. We would also wish him a 'may the force be with you' just as we disconnected the throat mic and watch him go ballistic in the cockpit as he tried to give us hell for it. Good times.
532 Cbird54 Disney is just leaving guaranteed money on the table if they don't do an Obi Wan film.
123 wizardoftheplains Disney: Do you know anybody who would be interested in the role? Ewan Mcgrefor: Of course I know him. He’s me.
235 ThrustyMcStab This is literally the only spin off movie I would get excited about. Please make this happen Disney.
77 INTP-02 It's all about marketting. Of ourse Disney is gonna use him as Obi Wan, they are not officially telling us to keep us hyped, worried and proactive about their products.