Sir, You appear comfortable, I’m gonna have to ask you to stop.
I once had to wait in Stockholm the whole night, like 13hours. I found a 'okay' place to sleep on a way too small sofa. The couple next to me clearly came from a camping trip and they just rolled out their inflatable mattresses and sleeping bags.
I felt so happy for them :)
If you went to all this trouble why would you not being an inflatable palm tree as well?
I'd be paranoid that someone would grab my stuff and run. You ever try to get out of a hammock in a hurry?
As someone who spent 5 hours in Sydney airport today... wish I had have taken one of those !!!!
He's about to start clipping his finger nails
I had a 10 or 15 hour layover in Huston one time when I was coming back from Basic Training for the Army. I was sleeping on the ground next to all my shit and a cop woke me up to ask if I was okay. I said I was and was just trying to get some sleep during a long layover. Apparently a lady had complained to them and said I might be a vagrant or something. Layovers are hard.