Your dad was gonna be that ghoul who runs a diner in the fallout world.
Gonna die anyway.... may as well be full of good food.
The only thing Daddies fear more than death is poor ROI!
When I read "screaming at breakfast" I pictured people yelling into their plates of eggs.
Literally woke up to that message on my phone and went back to sleep.
The man has his priorities straight.
People always ask hypothetical questions like “If you knew you were going to die in twenty minutes what would you do” and people give answers like “have sex”, “do drugs”, “be with my loved ones”, “punch my boss in the face”, etc.
Today, I didn’t see any of those things happen. Some ran for cover, others just ignored it and were determined to stay in their routine, some cried, and some frantically called and texted people. But I didn’t see any strangers just start going at it, no one robbed a bank, it was mostly just everyone watching TV to see if this was real or not.
Your dads a real G. Any man that comes to terms and understands and is able to still sit back and enjoy his damn omelette is the realest mf i would wanna know. Probably had a mimosa too lol
I like to think this is exactly what I would do in the same situation.
This dad's cognizance of the variables at play are way over powered. A hero among dads.
Reminds me of my dad.
A couple years ago my hometown was evacuated because of a forest fire that burned down 1/3 of the town. It was off-limits because of fear of looting, and for safety, police had it barricaded etc.
I was calling/texting my family who might be up there and got a hold of my dad.
Me: Dad, are you ok? Where are you?
Dad: In my kitchen.
Me: What?! What are you doing? Aren't you supposed to be evacuated?
Dad: Making a sandwich, and I had to come back and get some dog food.