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71643
I beat colon cancer today. Happiest day of my life.
32576
Twenty-Two Attorneys General Sue The FCC Over Net Neutrality Repeal
9451
Kinda tame by this subreddit's standards, but I thought it was funny.
13207
What is wrong with you guys
10919
TIL Keanu Reeves was sued by a woman who suggested that he used hypnosis and impersonated her ex-husband to impregnate her. She sought $3 million in spousal support from the actor, and $150,000/month, retroactively, in child support. DNA test proved he was not the father and the suit was thrown out.
72591
Friend of mine told me to post here. Me in the mid 80's.
10034
The Original Dungeon and Dragon
22070
$275 Required Spanish textbook is loose leaf paper wrapped in cellophane.
15793
"I thought, I'm going to get a helicopter no matter what." : Aussie man hires a chopper in frantic search to find Missing son - And Finds Him.
60417
Incredibly skilled Inline Freestyle champion, Feng Hui
3292
Clever and actually well done.
36030
How wholesome new traditions are born
6266
??
8242
Man Gets Sucked Into Snowmobile
9855
The Varroa mite may be the biggest threat to honeybees. Now, scientists have found a new way to fight them. Tiny amounts of lithium chloride kill 90% to 100% of mites without killing bees.
32733
Rare white Swedish raindeer ??
4383
Linear reciprocation to rotation conversion
3214
WSU Player has tweeted that QB Tyler Hilinski has died.
5177
Survival of the Realest ??
68497
Police dog loves his partner
55399
Everyone in Hawaii is mad about the malfunction of the early warning system. Those fools.
11284
My mom is learning how to sew. This chair-cover cooking set is her latest creation.
18042
The skeleton of a King Cobra.
10226
How laser cleaning works
20394
Got my new plates today. (P.S. I'm a lawyer)
2321
"Go get 'em, tiger."
11718
2018 hair trend?
95980
My son lives with his mother 3 hours away. I don’t get visitation that often and he’s old enough now to play online games, and just got GTA5 so now we can hang out and chat more or less every day :)
10244
Depressing
35465
The cover of the Princess Bride 20th Anniversary Edition DVD can be read upside down as well as right side up
8683
Cymbus, Mighty Warrior of the Twin Disks
2500
Ubisoft employee who said something Nintendo related will come in a few days is now saying what ever the Nintendo related thing is will cause the internet to explode
11752
Rule
5147
Cereal should come with resealable bags
2878
ELI5: Why do LED lights look jittery or like they're strobing when you look at them quickly?
7950
How to get Jesus to help you escape the cops
26279
What is the scariest, most terrifying thing that actually exists?
8015
Here you go
5722
With all the negativity I wanted to share I finally made $100,000.
4110
Poor grandma doesn't know what 'beef' is
4161 karangoswamikenz Your dad was gonna be that ghoul who runs a diner in the fallout world.
3112 Deevahs Gonna die anyway.... may as well be full of good food.
880 FurryPornAccount Not gonna die on an empty stomach.
574 dino_megazord The only thing Daddies fear more than death is poor ROI!
577 hateuscusanus When I read "screaming at breakfast" I pictured people yelling into their plates of eggs.
445 dangerwalnut Literally woke up to that message on my phone and went back to sleep.
292 ShamefulWatching Was this for real?
47 geeangster The man has his priorities straight.
76 1011011101111000 People always ask hypothetical questions like “If you knew you were going to die in twenty minutes what would you do” and people give answers like “have sex”, “do drugs”, “be with my loved ones”, “punch my boss in the face”, etc. Today, I didn’t see any of those things happen. Some ran for cover, others just ignored it and were determined to stay in their routine, some cried, and some frantically called and texted people. But I didn’t see any strangers just start going at it, no one robbed a bank, it was mostly just everyone watching TV to see if this was real or not.
152 hashtagprayfordonuts Your dads a real G. Any man that comes to terms and understands and is able to still sit back and enjoy his damn omelette is the realest mf i would wanna know. Probably had a mimosa too lol
25 FortWest I like to think this is exactly what I would do in the same situation.
94 ShamefulWatching This dad's cognizance of the variables at play are way over powered. A hero among dads.
84 kriegsdrachen Reminds me of my dad. A couple years ago my hometown was evacuated because of a forest fire that burned down 1/3 of the town. It was off-limits because of fear of looting, and for safety, police had it barricaded etc. I was calling/texting my family who might be up there and got a hold of my dad. Me: Dad, are you ok? Where are you? Dad: In my kitchen. Me: What?! What are you doing? Aren't you supposed to be evacuated? Dad: Making a sandwich, and I had to come back and get some dog food.