An election worker in Russia places balloons in front of a camera before they begin ballot counting.
The cat knocked my daughter’s fish bowl off the dresser.
The Cafe at my closest beach gives free drinks to people who collect a bucket of litter from the beach
TIL an IKEA in the Netherlands had to cancel their 1 euro breakfast special because it attracted too many customers and caused traffic jams on the highway.
Stephen Hawking leaves behind 'breathtaking' final multiverse theory - A final theory explaining how mankind might detect parallel universes was completed by Stephen Hawking shortly before he died, it has emerged.
The United States spent approximately twice as much as other high-income countries on medical care, yet utilization rates were largely similar to those in other nations. Prices of labor and goods, including pharmaceuticals and devices, and administrative costs appeared to be main drivers - JAMA
T’Challa better be taking notes ??
Just one light away from perfection
Fortune cookies not fucking around in 2018
Dog has a condition that makes it hard to get food down so he eats in a special high chair.
“ I can’t believe it! I’m on the cover of a magazine!” [Image]
Black kitty magic
Too bad alcohol isn't heavily discounted the day after St. Patrick's Day the way candy is after Valentine's Day.
Putin secures fourth term as Russian leader with at least 73.9% of vote, exit polls say - a bigger win than in 2012
Another six years of this classic image.
um yeah, sure i'll catch you..
Oddly specific shirt
If a stranger sleeps on you in a train, you are within your right to sexually assault them.
Hold My Cosmo while I practice my hurdling.
My cake...a shiny donut ring.
Best Hot Dogs in Philadelphia
Male contraceptive pill is safe to use and does not harm sex drive, first clinical trial finds
How to keep your pupper from escaping
Pet Therapy
Honduran White Bats (Ectophylla alba) save themselves a great deal of energy by converting large leaves into tents. Their energy expenditure may increase up to 50% when roosting under an unmodified leaf.
Hotel elevator fails just as a cleaning lady is exiting
LPT: If there is a persistent foul smell in your kitchen that remains after you've seemingly cleaned everything, check the filter to the fan above your stove. This is meant to funnel most fumes to an outside vent, but like any filter it can get saturated over time.
?? sealed with a kiss ??
The Last Shawarma (By BossLogic)
Not from facebook, but.... "NEXT!!!"
Next time nay do a runner
Using a car window as a mirror
When I was asked how my Saint Patricks day party went
"The gang wants to play games together"
My Grandpa, circa 1950, with his pet raccoon, Stinky
Here ya go
Cheating cat
Dad saves fur baby from the cliff.
Surely running into this wall will convince my girlfriend to stay with me
1 awkwardtheturtle I don't want to take too much of your time, so I'll try to keep it short. When I was 15, I was diagnosed with dwarfism. I've also been depressed for quite some time now. All of the bullying and mockery I've had to bear has made my life quite difficult. In the past year my mental problems have started to go away to some degree. I've been able to accept the fact that I'm not and will never be a normal person, at least when it comes to my appearences. But lately I've started to run into pictures of Donald Trump (who I do not support, if you're curious) edited to be very small all over the internet. Apparently the pictures are a way for people to mock him. What they don't realize is that for me, seeing those pictures is an everyday reminder that my kind are not wanted or liked in our society. Everytime I see such a picture I lose all hope and happiness I've managed to build up that day. But I'm not stupid. I don't think one post will change much. None of this will change who I am. But don’t let this distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table. [Thank you for reading this.](
689 WockTheHitmanHart I'm astounded by how relatable memes have gotten these days
1086 purushothamkvn **CLOSES EYES BACK**
813 punny_you_said_that Lips are lips
281 denkeyus Nohomo
212 LunarLandingProd H O M I E S E X U A L S
135 VanRedditholme It’s not gay if you’re both straight.
125 Dankmememistress2018 r/suddenlygay
87 bEEaverknight You are*
178 Lets69Chipmunks LMFAO! This shit reminds me of me! I was playing Madden with my friend Patrick and we made a bet. If I lost I had to give him 20 bucks but if he lost he had to suck my dick. He was the Pats and I was a playing as a fake fantasy team I created called 'The Trumps'. My quarterback had 95 speed so every time I needed to pick up a first down I would just fake a long pass and QB sneak. I ended up winning 21-03, which is weird because he normally beats me. After I won I was like "well, I dont even think I want you to suck my dick bc that would basically make me gay too." So I said "okay, you dont have to do it, but you just have to pay me 20 bucks," He said "no, a deal is a deal and I dont even have 20 bucks" So I was like "fuck it, YOLO" I decided to look at porn so that I could get turned on. He said, "here, check out these pics" and handed me his cell phone. They were pics of his hot ass girlfriend! She was wearing sexy panties....instant boner! I unzipped my pants and said, "time to pay the piper!" He started sucking, I closed my eyes and laid my head back. DANG, I thought, this feels pretty fucking cool! He was even using his hands to rub my legs. It was actually pretty fucking passionate and enjoyable. Then I looked down and the fucker was beating his fuckin meat! I am not even joking he was getting off by sucking my dick! I thought that if he was really enjoying it that much maybe giving head was actually fucking fun! I told him to stand up and lowered myself to his dick..."YOLO" I thought. His dong was seriously like the same exact size as mine and looked almost identical! It was fucking cool! Anyways, we took turns trading head for awhile before 69ing to completion. Did we swallow? hehe...dont ask! lol, we are still friends but have never done it again. He actually got his girl pregnant shortly after. We never kissed or anything so I dont really consider it full-gay.
22 HamburgerPoop /r/shestillsucking