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11609
Drug addict for 8 years, went to jail in 2015, and went to the psych ward twice in early 2017. Couldn’t hold a job for more then a few months. Now Im 100% drug free for 135 days and a manager of McDonalds! In the fall of 2018 Im on track to fulfill my dream to go to Hamburger University in Chicago!
40506
This is my worst nightmare
5442
Scientists edge closer to creating a blood test that can detect multiple types of cancers, seeing success rates of around 70% in cancerous individuals
39732
Every few years Tom Hanks plays a slightly more serious Captain.
24041
Mandrake root
26538
Lil boop
7640
Advice for the roads
3515
Babushka had enough!
22055
the thing goes bork
11234
18-year-old Linda Siegel whose low cut top caused controversy at Wimbledon in 1979
20794
You've been challenged by the wood.
20833
Kinda sad, but kind of a genius marketing strategy
13590
Trump appointee Carl Higbie resigns after it was revealed he said things like “I just don’t like Muslim people” and “black women think breeding is a form of government employment”
107590
Now we're asking the real questions
6504
MRW I turn to greet my Uber driver and discover that he's actually my doppelganger.
28107
Apple has a change of heart and approves an app that finds net neutrality violations
13770
Instead they say liberal
34140
83 yo man clings to his beloved cat who was saved from a fire that destroyed their home.
15040
Hot knife on Jello.
18347
HMC while I mess with this Iguana
21181
Shelljacking attempt thwarted ??
7503
My father (former programmer) is teaching himself woodworking
3770
Porg trying to swallow a banana
19567
Take away your finger
4846
Rapunzel, are you up there?
4871
Thigh gap
50275
I'm a long-haul trucker, most of my shirts have a noticeable seatbelt line.
10443
Blue Navy
5673
Top 10 saddest songs in anime
13308
Robopupper 2: Boop Day
9141
Turned around to see my dog making THIS face!
14462
Powerful tumbling
6770
The infamous croissant pupper
1762
Half buildings in Paris [X-post /r/architecture]
4483
Summoning the upvotes
11312
Eugene was a feral cat who lived in my garden for months. I built a shelter and slowly earn his trust. One night, it dropped to -4°c, I go out and bring him in. He resists. The next morning he's reclutant to leave. Today, 2 months later, Eugene came to visit me in bed for the first time for cuddles.
35485
Trudeau bans anti-abortion groups from summer jobs funding
2651
Some genius installed an automatic hand sanitiser over the elevator button
9917
Maru returns from the cat dimension
1723
One Pot Chili Mac
1 patrickkcassells Our modteam has determined this to not be a burn *or* a murder. Although technically this should be removed, we've decided to let it stay. The thread has also been locked, as most of the comments have devolved into arguments about islam.
5135 gracebatmonkey Killing with kindness.
3082 hellblazer153 Cover me guys... I'm going Controversial
9862 ShineeLapras Wholesome Counterattack
5459 PaidShillaryBot Im fairly sure this is the same mosque that was burned down a few years ago, and then asked that the police drop the charges against the arsonist because they forgave him.
1820 ayybillay Probably the first donation that guy has ever made.
1109 bornstellareternal I was informed that the Bible, though not nearly as revered as the Islamic teachings, was still a work that Muslims respect. Since they see Jesus as a prophet.
343 Truan What kind of piece of shit is so insecure with someone else's beliefs, he thinks that taunting them with things they're not into makes a sensible adult decision?
820 OneOfThePureBloods >Murdered by words This is a wholesome singe.
122 You_is_hern_aim Eating too many bacon sandwiches means you can't be a Muslim anymore. You become a Mufat.
952 muwaahid I like how these people think that if we see bacon then it's like garlic to vampires or something. We just don't eat pork. Halaal beef bacon is delicious give it a try sometime