Jesus it's been a while since a caption and picture caught me so off guard.
Why does this chicken look like it's going to tell me how superior katanas are to modern weapons?
Reddit has taught me that the chicken may be pulling it's hair back to compensate for a bald spot.
Some one please put this thing in a GameStop employee shirt and name tag
"Would you like to pre-order Half Life 3? It doesn't have a release date yet but you'll be the first to get it."
If you're going to cut your own hair, you really shouldn't use a steak knife.
"14 games? I can give you $0.50."