I had to have three cavities filled recently and have a fear of the dentist. I was visibly shaking when he came in the room and he asked what I was afraid of.
Me: I'm afraid you're going to kill me somehow.
Dentist: Now, now. I haven't killed anyone all week.
So heartbreaking: I actually need fluoride treatments and my stupid insurance doesn’t cover them.
Also never get the pina colada flavor fluoride treatment. Just believe me on this one.
I’d honestly look forward to going to the dentist if they were all this hilarious. It’d be like going to a comedy show, but with metal hooks.
Me: sitting back in chair with Mouth wide open. Dentist is working to set my bridge. I swallow.
Dentist: Stops what he’s doing. Looks me straight in the eyes with a look of wonderment and says, “Wow. Most people can’t swallow like that with their mouth wide open.” Continues to stare and raises one eyebrow.
Me: Blush. Can’t say anything because his hands are still in my mouth.
Dentist: Goes back to work setting my bridge.
Reminds me of Steve Martin's song about being a dentist in Little Shop of Horrors.
I love this.
My dentist is super nice, but I feel pretty bad for him. A few years ago, his adult son got high on bath salts and burned down their house. I think at least one of their dogs died in the fire. The police found him (the son) hiding naked in a neighbor’s house a few hours later. I never brought it up because I didn’t even know what to say...
Sounds like bullshit, no one flosses regularly, that's just a legend
Last part was amazing.
Just went to the dentist. Said I have quite a few cavities due to not flossing. Asked how often I floss. “On an as needed basis when I get food stuck in my teeth and my tongue not my tooth brush manage to get it out.