This seriously backs up the claim that US hillbilly culture is just transplanted Scottish.
Please explain why Maryhill is the butt of jokes.
Fuck off you won’t return it xD Sorry Gran that’s mine now
Edit: my highest updooted comment is about stealing jokes from Gran, thanks folks! Me real gran would be so proud :’)
*Image Transcription: Twitter Post*
**Jason Carroll**, @Jasoncarrollx
[*Two pages side by side, with handwritten jokes on them
Q: Two Maryhill men in a car with no music, who's driving?
A: The Police
Q: Whats the most confusing day in Maryhill?
A: Fathers Day
Q: Man goes into a Glasgow library and asks "Here dawl yae got a book on suicide"?
A: Librarian replys "Fuck off ya bam, you'll no bring it back"
Q: What does a Maryhill girl use as protection during sex?
A: A bus shelter
Q: What do you call a 30 year old Maryhill girl?
Q: What do you call a Maryhill girl in a white tracksuit?
A: The bride
Q: What's the 1st question on a Maryhill quiz night?
A: Who you lookin at*]
Honestly Howlin at Ma grannys joke book 😂😂 sum wuman
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Fuck off! These are all just ancient jokes reworded to be about maryhill, yer grans a patter thief.
This granny got some real resent towards Marryhill