StopSign Monk, duh. It's obvious his weapon has the most stopping power and navigating his stats are gonna require caution from the other if they hope to defeat him.
Brass Knight, clearly. He'd obviously have some self-buffs, and he clearly has a balance of offense and defense.
Cymbalta or whatever his name is. Well-rounded, aesthetically pleasing.
The obvious choice is Cymbus. You may think it's a joke bit if you look at his combos and special moves he's stupid OP. An ever lasting stun that also makes you lose your life is kinda bad but if you're quick enough you can get flawless fights left and right.
Box guy of course, you look at them angry eyes and tell me that's a losing face.
French Horn Blackmage ftw.
Yes, he's holding a metal pipe and wearing a brass helmet and "shield", while everyone else has rubber or cardboard defenses (except Cymbal guy, I guess.)
Stopsign Guy is 2nd pick, because it's a polearm, but the cone on his head is more a hindrance than a benefit.
Cymbal guy would be a good pick if he could really use those as weapons; maybe if they were sharpened I'd re-evaluate my choice... but the grip on those is less than ideal, so they'd likely fall out of his hands after a solid hit.
But back to my first pick: you know that's secretly a FF1 Black Mage in disguise. Yellow (metal) wizard hat with a loose blue top? Definitely has some spells up his sleeve.
You are all mistaken. Clearly Lord Retail is the best of these.
Anyone who's played Halo 2 or three knows the cone is the way to go. Those things are brutally efficient killers.
I choose Box Man, the only one with eyes.