Score
Title
28120
Took pot brownies to work today. HR loved it.
46713
Swedish newspaper says Avicii is dead.
6771
Apple CarPlay volume control UI
53909
Swedish DJ Avicii Dead at 28
12636
This bathroom's mirrors are sunglasses
52612
Getting fitted for a uniform
8569
Avicii has died - link in swedish
7038
Avicii är död
24336
The polished foil ball worth making...
9585
introducing pup-cam™?
65847
God of War's director, Cory Barlog, reacting to the high review scores for the game
10126
Clear ball is the Sun. Blue balls are Earth
27074
I figured this sub would appreciate my grad cap from last year!
16836
My Father's Kindergarten School Picture (1975)
8277
Mrw my favorite porn star retires after years of service
20892
Democratic Party files suit alleging Russia, the Trump campaign, and WikiLeaks conspired to disrupt the 2016 election
55091
9-week old Maine Coon kittens, waiting for their vet check
7562
WWI flying aces take to the skies.
21415
In case of technical difficulties, please pull the tongue out multiples times until the system reboot
30320
Concerned mom watching her puppies.
18729
Watching her puppies.
21416
It feels nice to give back
25671
It's not a story the Jedi would tell
43889
Doctor appointment at 8:20, currently 10:00, still no sign of even a nurse.
4406
Modified Boeing 747 Carrying the Space Shuttle Endeavour over Los Angeles
9356
Doggo has wares if you have coin
9541
420, the day where people who smoke everyday smoke
7665
Barbarity vs Civilisation, by René Georges Hermann-Paul, 1899
48836
TIL that in 1973 the Who’s drummer Keith Moon passed out mid-show. The band continued without him for several songs before Townshend asked, "Can anyone play the drums? – I mean somebody good?" 19 year old Scot Halpin, who had bought scalped tickets came up and played the rest of the show.
21642
The Legend of Old Gregg
9167
Run in a glass maze. WCGW?
5832
Where do hobbits come from?
11409
Tiny Shiba Inu puppy tippytaps
33931
Thats what i came for.
11338
Nukes have been launched
18993
"I need the worst possible style for my head shape." "I got you fam."
3201
Can i kiss ur hole body
14423
Kitty masseuse
10319
Starting 4/20 right with this massive joint I rolled
11913
Dwight's Drug Investigation - The Office US
2641 wotanii * [Cone Head - The Manifestation of Man's Inner Struggle Against Traffic Laws](https://i.redd.it/96vpa50zuviz.png) * [Bandman, slayer of thots](https://i.imgur.com/ua8KjeM.jpg) * [Cymbus, Mighty Warrior of the Twin Disks](https://i.redd.it/gwk8fgeo0ia01.jpg) * [Beernardo Rodriguez, Quencher of Lives](https://i.redd.it/b88xuqzhfvh01.jpg) * [cardboard boy](https://i.imgur.com/6Ut5ZuR.png) edit: thanks /u/SalvaPot for finding Beernardo edit 2: better picture for Bandman (thanks /u/Nieios) edit 3: thank you /u/HardcoreEdge for finding cardboard boy
4073 LordDestrus StopSign Monk, duh. It's obvious his weapon has the most stopping power and navigating his stats are gonna require caution from the other if they hope to defeat him.
1391 GatorGladiator Brass Knight, clearly. He'd obviously have some self-buffs, and he clearly has a balance of offense and defense.
183 drfjgjbu Cymbalta or whatever his name is. Well-rounded, aesthetically pleasing.
734 Glampkoo The obvious choice is Cymbus. You may think it's a joke bit if you look at his combos and special moves he's stupid OP. An ever lasting stun that also makes you lose your life is kinda bad but if you're quick enough you can get flawless fights left and right.
468 FurryPornAccount Box guy of course, you look at them angry eyes and tell me that's a losing face.
67 Hollowsong French Horn Blackmage ftw. Yes, he's holding a metal pipe and wearing a brass helmet and "shield", while everyone else has rubber or cardboard defenses (except Cymbal guy, I guess.) Stopsign Guy is 2nd pick, because it's a polearm, but the cone on his head is more a hindrance than a benefit. Cymbal guy would be a good pick if he could really use those as weapons; maybe if they were sharpened I'd re-evaluate my choice... but the grip on those is less than ideal, so they'd likely fall out of his hands after a solid hit. But back to my first pick: you know that's secretly a FF1 Black Mage in disguise. Yellow (metal) wizard hat with a loose blue top? Definitely has some spells up his sleeve.
185 IScreamSammich You are all mistaken. Clearly Lord Retail is the best of these.
38 An_Anaithnid Anyone who's played Halo 2 or three knows the cone is the way to go. Those things are brutally efficient killers.
126 jakery2 I choose Box Man, the only one with eyes.