Looks like my dog Bozo dragged his arse across the chopping board.
Pay for it with deconstructed dollars by handing over 140 5c coins.
Up next: churn your own butter at the table.
Cafes do this for attention. It gets them in the media every single time.
The butter or margarine must go on the toast as soon as it's out of the toaster. Otherwise it gets cold and it won't melt.
Deconstructed food can go fuck itself. I'm paying restaurant prices because I don't want to prepare food you trendy fuck.
The worst part is it looks like cheap shit bread.
Anyone wanna start a deconstructed housing business with me? We'll sell deconstructed houses (mainly lengths of timber at extraordinary markup) to hipsters coming off of a DIY binge. Make a killing doing it too.
You’d hardly be able to salvage any of the vegemite from that board, they may as well try serving it on a tissue