The fourth woman took the $5000 and invested in stock options, losing all of the money. She said to the man "Fuck TSLA"
The bigger question is why is he marrying when the dude is rolling in pussy? Three chicks and at least 1 have big tits? Why the fuck would you marry!?
Is this subreddit turning into r/emailsfrommyuncle now?
The fourth girlfriend invested in FDs and made a mill but dumped his sorry ass because she realized she was a fag
Save the $15,000 and avoid 3 times as many headaches. Marry your hand.
I was expecting the third girl to take his 5000 dollars and invest it in a vanguard index fund, and upon making $150 monthly contributions for 35 years expect to see her investment grow at average market returns to a quarter million dollars. But alas I am not in /r/personalfinance.
Replace tits with tendies for me...but, to each is own.