And the award for best performance in a safety video goes to...
My mom in the early 90s. She painted her own shield.
Me after doing the bare minimum
The Pokémon Company are running out of ideas.
TIL that Abraham Lincoln once gave a speech so enthralling that reporters in the audience stopped taking notes and now we don't know what he said.
Relevant and relatable
Former Trump campaign official Rick Gates pleads guilty to lying and conspiracy against the United States
Love to shutterstock see this kind of stuff
"Treasured Family Pet"
That's an intelligent bird
How Plo Koon could have survived Order 66.
bRAvE SoLdIeR GeTs ObLITerAtEd bY StATE oF ThE ARt tRIpMiNE
When is he gonno-rrhealize
Double the Preparation
Actual pothole in Michigan
Went on my first audition after a hiatus (screw PTSD), booked the gig and smiled with teeth for the first time in over a year!
We can't have a drinking problem if we don't have a problem drinking right? Haha *click*
This albino owl is fuckin ??????
German foreign Office release wholesome travel advisory for Germans in Canada after amazing semi-final victory
HMF while I secure the skate park
Conference of Stones
Well that's not rapey at all
CPAC is a gun free zone
Catching the fishy
A perfect takedown
"I'll handle this, human."
Japanese scientists invent floating 'firefly' light that could eventually be used in applications ranging from moving displays to projection mapping.
When washing your car and a guy parks behind you, instantly gets out and impatiently crosses his arms...
Picked up my phone off a blanket
A superb conversation with Bob Ross
"In My Father’s house are many mansions"
Let’s post the dumb, illegal things we do to social media. WCGW?
MRW I don't understand the new subreddit theme, but am fully on board
Guy steps on ghillie suit guy
Florida Gov. Rick Scott: You must be 21 to buy a gun
let me show you a magic trick
[So that's what happened to Laika...](
[Is there anything more dehumanizing to a child?](
[walking your dog in space is hard](
[The judge has really been cracking down lately on folks who don't pick up their dog's poo.](
[Beware the dog^3](
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[It's an older meme, but hopefully someone can back me up that it checks out.](
[MATT DAMON YOU WERE NOT ALONE](
[Find me a better hazmat suit, Dogmeat.](
[Bring your kid to work day...](
PsBattle: this kid walking his dog in full astronaut gear