That guy straight up looks like he's kidnapped that child.
"They ain't gonna say he got lost on my watch"
Looks like Frank from Shameless
Children come, at least most of the time, with handles already built on. Hold their fucking hand. They love it and it's easy. Also, you don't look like a dipshit who's about to accidentally strangle their fucking child.
Look at Robert Plant taking care of his grandkid. Does anyone remember laughter?
It says not a toy. Doesn't say shit about a leash.
This dude straight up looks like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs.