Your response sounds like something a grown up Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes would say lol
That's like 1 kiss per 5 mins of back tickle.
Update? I'm really curious as to how she responded to that
You should see how much it is for a test tickle.
God, my gf makes me do this nightly “until she falls asleep” but when I start she begins asking me questions and I’m like “I thought you were going to sleep?” and she says “I AM!” *sighs* Every. Fucking. Night.
The funny thing about my back is it's on my cock
Yoooo she low-ballin’ you. 12 kisses per hour now & then she’ll demand a raise & a promotion you you could afford, but don’t want to because everyone is replaceable. I didn’t realize modern dating & capitalism were so similar. Ff...fuck.
I don't like kissing.
Did she specify WHERE she'd kiss though?
I think that's important.