Score
Title
27007
Kid orders bong. Package arrives and his mom wants to see him open it.
20893
Northern lights in iceland.
61487
My attempt at a banana for scale picture of my mini dachshund Rusty. It seems like he had other plans
58672
The 24 hour Taco Bell that got me and my friends through college tragically burned down last night. We're coping the best we can.
83237
Finally redone correctly.
33406
First Look at Nintendo Labo
10983
When I ask my friend with Parkinson's how big the fish he caught was
45830
Pornhub traffic in Hawaii during the "missile alert"
6297
Allow me to show you the dance of my people
65596
Four stars
4527
Let me sit down with no view of where I'm going and use my phone while operating a boat, WCGW?
21250
"BEWARE of DOG"
7851
Watch "First Look at Nintendo Labo" on YouTube
30321
Kimbal Musk — Elon’s brother — is leading a $25 million mission to fix food in schools across the US: “in 300 public schools in American cities. Part-playground, part-outdoor classroom, the learning gardens serve as spaces where students learn about the science of growing fruits and veggies“
23632
Bambi gives kitty a bath
46036
Why can't I see anything?
10232
Enter the Unknown
14470
She literally got money through crowdfunding to go to business school.
7348
My favorite shot from the prequels
42816
Students cheer when electricity finally restored to a school in Puerto Rico months after Hurricane Maria
8497
HMC while I don't drop the beer
2970
YOU DON'T CALL ME...
11771
Man clears his name 40 years later after googling corrupt police officer who framed him
4244
Mike D Says Beastie Boys Memoir Is Coming Out This Year
3315
Bath tub: 1 | Curious cat: 0
26171
How they train drug-sniffer puppies
5198
Ken M on
5906
First Photo of Zac Efron as Ted Bundy in ‘Extremely Wicked’
26787
Salt and pepper up close
17896
Four-horned Jacob skull in the anatomy museum of the Royal Veterinary College in London
47762
TIL that some guy attempted to beat a world record by playing QBert for 100 hours straight on a single coin... His attempt failed because a thunderstorm shorted out the game after 56.5 hours of continuous game play!
21337
Splitting the Red Sea
20127
Cloudy Mornings Featuring Fitz Roy - El Chalten, Patagonia. [OC] [3992 X 2992]
52748
USPS bent my diploma. I have no words.
10115
I had honestly never read the show’s entire Wikipedia. Lost it.
6455
The Hori Onyx is the first wireless third-party PS4 controller
90764
Beware of Dog
19645
How to racially profile your new neighbor
3822
Adam Ellis may improve now
9523
Hard line stance on flat tires.
1 MGLLN Yikes. Locked. Whomst is worse in this thread: dudes bitter over a situation that likely never happened or the “approaching women is so wrong and creepy 😤😩” headasses 🤔
5369 WordsDontExist Her ambition to spite niggas is why she'll get played well into her 30s.
2046 thinkB4WeSpeak Knock it out of her hands and say "well now it's broken too"
1425 LordBitness Why she need her phone? Why can’t she just tell him
1160 Styx92 People will say, "A 'no' would have sufficed." but we all know how persistent thirsty dudes are.
764 Adolphstalin Here's a short story mah dudes. That's not really related but wateves So this one time me and my fellows niggas was going to town after school. Idk if there's any Jamaicans here but we're from Kingston college. So while at town one of my friends dared another one of us to ask a girl for her digits. One of my yutes, named shadow; he's called that cuz he's abnormally black lmao, agreed. So shadow see this girl with her friends and tries to call her over to us. Important to note he did this while doing that finger thing when you like wiggle your finger to like call someone or tell them to come over. She comes over and dis dude says "see how I made you cum towards me with one finger? Imagine 2" Yoo this girl gonna reply with " shame you can't do that with ya dick" Lmao she single handily destroyed the dude's spirit and left us all laughing.
671 equallynuts Sounds like he dodged a bullet imo. A girl stuck up enough to do that has to be a horrible person.
207 Dragginmytaco I feel his pain. I once had a girl tell me “I’m sorry, I can’t let you take me out. I don’t speak English.” In PERFECT ENGLISH. Not even a hint of an accent.
169 Badboyinfinity One time I got a girls number only to realize it was one number short. Thinking it was an accident I went back to her at the bar and showed her that the number was short. She smile and then erased everything in the contact page and just wrote the word “turd”.
140 White_phone_voice Guy at a bar took my phone out of my hand and called himself. Wouldn't stop texting me.