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11609
Drug addict for 8 years, went to jail in 2015, and went to the psych ward twice in early 2017. Couldn’t hold a job for more then a few months. Now Im 100% drug free for 135 days and a manager of McDonalds! In the fall of 2018 Im on track to fulfill my dream to go to Hamburger University in Chicago!
40506
This is my worst nightmare
5442
Scientists edge closer to creating a blood test that can detect multiple types of cancers, seeing success rates of around 70% in cancerous individuals
39732
Every few years Tom Hanks plays a slightly more serious Captain.
24041
Mandrake root
26538
Lil boop
7640
Advice for the roads
3515
Babushka had enough!
22055
the thing goes bork
11234
18-year-old Linda Siegel whose low cut top caused controversy at Wimbledon in 1979
20794
You've been challenged by the wood.
20833
Kinda sad, but kind of a genius marketing strategy
13590
Trump appointee Carl Higbie resigns after it was revealed he said things like “I just don’t like Muslim people” and “black women think breeding is a form of government employment”
107590
Now we're asking the real questions
6504
MRW I turn to greet my Uber driver and discover that he's actually my doppelganger.
28107
Apple has a change of heart and approves an app that finds net neutrality violations
13770
Instead they say liberal
34140
83 yo man clings to his beloved cat who was saved from a fire that destroyed their home.
15040
Hot knife on Jello.
18347
HMC while I mess with this Iguana
21181
Shelljacking attempt thwarted ??
7503
My father (former programmer) is teaching himself woodworking
3770
Porg trying to swallow a banana
19567
Take away your finger
4846
Rapunzel, are you up there?
4871
Thigh gap
50275
I'm a long-haul trucker, most of my shirts have a noticeable seatbelt line.
10443
Blue Navy
5673
Top 10 saddest songs in anime
13308
Robopupper 2: Boop Day
9141
Turned around to see my dog making THIS face!
14462
Powerful tumbling
6770
The infamous croissant pupper
1762
Half buildings in Paris [X-post /r/architecture]
4483
Summoning the upvotes
11312
Eugene was a feral cat who lived in my garden for months. I built a shelter and slowly earn his trust. One night, it dropped to -4°c, I go out and bring him in. He resists. The next morning he's reclutant to leave. Today, 2 months later, Eugene came to visit me in bed for the first time for cuddles.
35485
Trudeau bans anti-abortion groups from summer jobs funding
2651
Some genius installed an automatic hand sanitiser over the elevator button
9917
Maru returns from the cat dimension
1723
One Pot Chili Mac
3595 DeniseDeNephew Wow, that was really nice of them. What a great keepsake for him!
5519 tim-of-legend Thank God it wasn't the bankrupt tile, that would be a terrible event for a young child.
4249 CollectableRat The wedges look bigger on TV.
255 IKPenguin I know the feeling that's awesome for your son! Mario Lemieux sent me a letter and autograph when I wrote to him as a kid for a school project. I'm from Pittsburgh FYI. I'll never be that happy again haha
405 zerbey One of the greatest days of my childhood was when Tony Hart wrote back to me with a signed picture of Morph. Your little guy will remember this for a long time.
134 Spatula151 That’s pretty cool. When I was like 4 i watched the price is right everyday with my grandma. Would’ve loved a plinko chip.
200 MewtwoStruckBack Wow, it’s been while since they’ve used a $1,000 wedge.
179 skybunny1500 I was lucky enough to meet vanna white a couple years ago. I used to be a flight attendant and she was in first class on a flight I was working. She was soooooo nice and looked incredible (she had zero makeup on but still looked flawless). I told her how my recently passed grandma loved her and vanna chatted with me for awhile, asking questions about my life and everything. She was a class act all the way!
592 Themadreposter Now, while he's at his happiest, have him send another letter and then give him the bankrupt tile and take away everything. Never too early to start teaching life lessons.