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11609
Drug addict for 8 years, went to jail in 2015, and went to the psych ward twice in early 2017. Couldn’t hold a job for more then a few months. Now Im 100% drug free for 135 days and a manager of McDonalds! In the fall of 2018 Im on track to fulfill my dream to go to Hamburger University in Chicago!
40506
This is my worst nightmare
5442
Scientists edge closer to creating a blood test that can detect multiple types of cancers, seeing success rates of around 70% in cancerous individuals
39732
Every few years Tom Hanks plays a slightly more serious Captain.
24041
Mandrake root
26538
Lil boop
7640
Advice for the roads
3515
Babushka had enough!
22055
the thing goes bork
11234
18-year-old Linda Siegel whose low cut top caused controversy at Wimbledon in 1979
20794
You've been challenged by the wood.
20833
Kinda sad, but kind of a genius marketing strategy
13590
Trump appointee Carl Higbie resigns after it was revealed he said things like “I just don’t like Muslim people” and “black women think breeding is a form of government employment”
107590
Now we're asking the real questions
6504
MRW I turn to greet my Uber driver and discover that he's actually my doppelganger.
28107
Apple has a change of heart and approves an app that finds net neutrality violations
13770
Instead they say liberal
34140
83 yo man clings to his beloved cat who was saved from a fire that destroyed their home.
15040
Hot knife on Jello.
18347
HMC while I mess with this Iguana
21181
Shelljacking attempt thwarted ??
7503
My father (former programmer) is teaching himself woodworking
3770
Porg trying to swallow a banana
19567
Take away your finger
4846
Rapunzel, are you up there?
4871
Thigh gap
50275
I'm a long-haul trucker, most of my shirts have a noticeable seatbelt line.
10443
Blue Navy
5673
Top 10 saddest songs in anime
13308
Robopupper 2: Boop Day
9141
Turned around to see my dog making THIS face!
14462
Powerful tumbling
6770
The infamous croissant pupper
1762
Half buildings in Paris [X-post /r/architecture]
4483
Summoning the upvotes
11312
Eugene was a feral cat who lived in my garden for months. I built a shelter and slowly earn his trust. One night, it dropped to -4°c, I go out and bring him in. He resists. The next morning he's reclutant to leave. Today, 2 months later, Eugene came to visit me in bed for the first time for cuddles.
35485
Trudeau bans anti-abortion groups from summer jobs funding
2651
Some genius installed an automatic hand sanitiser over the elevator button
9917
Maru returns from the cat dimension
1723
One Pot Chili Mac
1065 tgjadm Ancient repost
678 DankMemesFuelMe Very relatable. The teacher will then proceed to call you out and send you out of the class. 10/10 will do it again.
315 FurryPornAccount ... Twenty Five
164 BAMspek This is a load of barnacles...
74 abebabeee I wish I was high on potenuse
37 SkepticalGiraffe "Hey Patrick" "Yeah Spongebob?" "You know what's funnier than twenty-four?" "What?" "Twenty-fiiiiiiiive!"
34 BayonettaBasher From season 2, episode 27a (Prehibernation Week)
29 Wildeyewilly I HEARD THAT!
14 Cervidantidus there is literally a spongebob scene about this very topic why would you use this
14 Supernova6 I'm ready I'm ready...
9 Hayderp My friend was notorious for not shutting the fuck up after the teacher told him to be quiet. He would just continue whatever he was saying in an obvious whisper until the teacher piped up again and someone got in trouble. He’s also bad to go to movies with cause he’ll whisper the entire fuckin time.
7 Tymerc Then you get written up and end up with morning detention.