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- Mitch McConnell
he's like a reverse Robin Hood
If this photo is real, why the hell is Paul Ryan using a compound bow in what appears to be a government building?
Why is he wearing two watches?
"My name is Paul Ryan. After three years in congress, I returned home with only one goal-- to kill the poor. But my old approach wasn't enough. I had to become someone else. I had to become something else. I had to become the White Arrow."
*teleports behind terminally ill child*
“Nothin personal, kid.”