Coming this summer
Earth is currently at the stage that leads into either Star Trek, or Mad Max.
Saudi Crown Prince Boasted That Jared Kushner Was “In His Pocket”
6 months of job hunting, by city, until I finally landed a job! [OC]
Using red dot for good.
I went to look out my apartment window to see how much it had snowed. I found this instead and it couldn’t have made my day more.
Volleyball coach congratulates his team
Fuck you, I'm bringing my sausages on this bus
Mark Zuckerberg apologizes for the Cambridge Analytica situation (2018)
This sunsets spectrum.
[Homemade] Refilling the chocolate chip cookie stash!
Getting in the opponents head
ULPT: Download the Walmart app and scan any receipts that you may find in the store/parking lot etc. If the app finds something cheaper the difference gets added to the account on the app.
Not pro life. Just pro birth.
I've peaked. I can't top this.
Hal Knows.
Keanu Reeves and Denzel Washington from “Much Ado About Nothing” (1993)
Dadding Smarter not Harder
This guy walked up to me and started dancing. Turned out to be Jeff Goldblum!
LPT: If you have the unfortunate experience of having to put a pet down, find a vet that will make a house call. Don't let your pet's last moments be somewhere they are afraid of.
My girlfriend's brother has a hard time cleaning, so she made him a nice infographic to help him out.
TIL that Keanu Reeves was initially offered Val Kilmer's role in the 1995 film Heat. He turned it down to play Hamlet in a 789 seat theatre in Manitoba.
"Return to your domicile, human!"
Monty Python is Coming to Netflix
Entropy by Cavan@GritnGlory, NYC
Solos on mobile are OP. You practically get an extra teammate.
IRL Ant-Man
I don’t bamboozle, reddit.
?? New Zealand mountainous parrot Kea
Played himself.
Background joke from Best In Show - There are five clocks behind the hotel reception desk that display times in major cities (Boston, New York, Baltimore, Miami and Philadelphia). All are in the Eastern Time Zone, so they are all set to the same time.
When a new redditor finds a subreddit to subscribe to
Getting drunk alone while my daughter is out on a date with a guy who calls himself “Vapelord”. Vape. Lord.
The ocean is not just deep, it's scarily deep
Take my parking spot that i just dug out? Fine, I'll bury your car
I asked Discover Card to lower my APR, just to see if they would, and they gave me 0% for 12 months. Doesn't hurt to ask.
I bought a camera to spy on my dog while I'm gone. I think he knows.
Ah, the good old days of 2007. When we didn't have chemtrails. Or planes.
7808 ERDSR20S14 It’s so crazy that it actually might work..
1862 SerBennis Playing the long game
927 Siarl_ Ikea has a ten year/life time warranty. My neighbour goes back with used, worn out furniture every few years and receives a new set for free (or with a high discount, I'm not sure). Apparently not many people do this so Ikea hasn't changed their rules yet. Edit: So according to an anonymous IKEA employee the return/warranty policy is very lenient as this makes returning stuff easier for both the customer and the employees. If it's obvious you are abusing their system or the items have been treated without care warranty will be refused. It also depends on the item and how many there is in stock. I asked my neighbour and he told me he returned a broken dining chair, a sofa and part of a tv unit throughout the last five years. The sofa was no longer in their product line and he got a replacement, he received new parts for the TV stand and chair. All these items had some wear but were not mistreated. Had that been the case he probably wouldn't have gotten his parts for free. Then again the issues he had with the furniture were quite minor (couch had a crooked leg and TV stand's door wouldn't close entirely). Also you do need a receipt if you want to use your warranty. Apparently not always for returning items. Edit 2: The friendly return policy is profitable for IKEA, have you ever gone to IKEA without buying at least 5 things?
1414 Chicken2nite I built it, One piece at a time, and it didn't cost me a dime. You'll know is me when I roll through your town... It's a '63, '64, '65, '66, '67 automobile...
137 Bren12310 “Hey, I’m missing this here piece for desk model 60004736 in cherry black” “Um, sir... that model is sold as a whole, not a set” “Exactly, I’m missing the whole desk. The box just came with these instructions.”
229 Whatsforsupperma Can confirm this actually works but way quicker than 6 months and with wife and I ordered a nice TV console stand thing with sliding barn door style doors. It was on sale for like 170$. As I was putting it together I noticed one of the pieces of a different color wood had a slight scratch in it. I thought it was a shelf and I wasn't sweating because I could just install it upside down and Noone would ever see the scratch. Well once my wife saw it she was like 'OH HELL NAW' and called them right away. The customer service person was like "no problem just tell me the piece number and I'll send a new one right away" well I was in the middle of putting the thing together so I had no idea what part it was. My wife tells them well call em back when we figure it out. Turns out the piece that had the scratch, was a protective board that was meant to take the bumps and scratches for this very purpose. We didn't call back. Couple days later, wife gets an email from wayfair saying our order was shipped. Couple days after that fed ex guy is out front. They sent us a whole new full TV console thing. We called and was like we don't need this and the guy said it would cost too much to send back and this happens way more than you'd think and if we couldn't use it that if we could please donate it to someone who would need it. It was awesome 5/7 would buy from them again. Sorry I'm on mobile. Tldr: ordered furnature. Thought it was broke when we got it. Wayfair sent a whole other one for free when original wasn't broke afterall.
409 Nitsuay /r/UnethicalLifeProTips
541 cotterz So in the military you can order replacement parts for the vehicles you work with and I know of a guy that almost damn near built a Land Rover part by part ordering the bits through the system and taking them home.
116 locant23 I do the same with Legos. 30 more years and I'll have half a millennium falcon.
51 iEzhik /r/frugal_jerk
98 ZhangRenWing But do they ship the nuts and bolts?