Score
Title
18295
'Explosion' at Manhattan bus terminal
22989
Mother is moved to tears after her daughter meets Wonder Woman
33354
No one will notice....
14824
Vladimir Putin orders withdrawal of Russian troops from Syria
11029
Student owns his unenlightened professor (xpost /r/badphilosophy)
18085
Amen.
8110
HMRB While I Fly This Race
3349
Dress that makes your body thinner
13723
at playing it cool
8747
Me irl
3854
HMB while she flies
5171
You're a SCUM if you have preferences
33457
My 8 year old daughter has just discovered Bob Ross.
3737
But my resolve has never been stronger!
29770
Fuck Comcast
3139
This white china plate survived the 1906 San Francisco earthquake. The pattern was permanently burned into the glaze by the subsequent fire.
11474
Winston Churchill handling a 'tommy gun' during an inspection of invasion coastal defences near Hartlepool, County Durham, England. 31 July 1940.
5401
Put a banging donk on it
45534
Are you aware? Comcast is injecting 400+ lines of JavaScript into web pages.
7247
A fluffy waggitty wag Christmas present
13041
Plot twist
37192
These trees in Austria are fucking with my brain
4706
Someone stole the doors off a neighbor's car last night
7800
Provence, France
4571
Oh you're playing? Well... I'm tired, let me just... Purrfect.
5493
YouTuber who had 30 plastic surgeries to look like boyfriend’s favourite porn star, now regrets it
15952
MRW I told an anti-vaxer that their argument was as ridiculous as a flat-earth argument and they replied, “Oh, so you’re a round earth sheep too?”
2113
Maneuvering a plane
2837
What's the best/scariest/most interesting 'internet rabbithole' you have found?
6769
Players, the test servers will stay open until PC 1.0 comes out on live servers! The transition to Phase 2 will be relatively seamless and there won't be any downtime today. There will be maintenance periods to deploy patches as needed. We highly appreciate all your help.
3721
Today I turned down a job application from a man who threatened to rape me.
10725
Child falls off of father’s shoulders.
15620
Sahalie Falls Oregon (4032x3024) (OC)
7737
I guess option B is off the table...
11662
Found these old lockers and turned them into a functional piece for my living room
31851
[Image] From the 5th book of Marcus Aurelius’ Meditations, here’s a little motivation from arguably the greatest and noblest emperor in the history of Rome.
10271
Feeling cute, might delete later
10136
A real winner
4647
Har???ard
24548
Hawaiian Day Octopus striking a pose ??
8981 mzking87 My uncles first visit to US from Russia was in mid 90s. His first words upon exiting airport: “wow so many foreign cars, everyone here must be rich” For him Fords and Chevys were foreign cars...
2335 Finito-1994 My first winter here my dad wanted me to see snow. So, the entire family got ready and we headed to MT ranier so that my sister and I could see snow for the first time. We got lost. We headed home in disgrace and failure. Later that day, it began to snow. It was amazing. I made a snow man (about 1ft tall) and it was the greatest day ever.
355 shadowabbot NBA star Karl Malone was drafted by the Utah Jazz. When he first visited Salt Lake City, it was July 24th, Malone's birthday. It's also Pioneer Day a state holiday. There is a large parade held in Salt Lake City and the Jazz asked Malone if he'd like to ride the team float. Malone thought the parade was for his birthday.
1280 CaptMcAllister This exact joke is in The Big Sick. I couldn't remember where I had heard it before.
736 ARN_01D Similarly, when I was a child, the first time I had M&M’s I bit into a brown one to discover it was also brown inside. No other color of M&M lived up to my expectations.
110 GuacamoleBay When my grandparents first immigrated to Canada they had never heard of Halloween (they arrived mid to late October) so when kids first showed up at their door they just kind of closed it on their faces and called their friends asking what the fuck was going on. Realizing they didn't have any candy they started giving out cookies, when they ran out they gave sugar cubes, and once they finally went through everything sweet they turned off all the lights in the house and hid in the basement (with the lights turned off) trying to be quiet so people didnt realize they were home
465 0tisReddit Why is he wearing an Italian restaurant tablecloth as a shirt and tie?
3106 PaiMan2710 The first time I visited reddit, I was 14. I’d never heard of reposts, and my first day in reddit, r/all showed me this post. I was like, “This is every post in reddit, as advertised! They have so much OC, there’s original posts every day! Actual humor is here!” No other post has lived up to that post. Edit: Seriously? Over 95% of my upvotes and my first gold came from a repost? What a disappointment /s
369 gregsy112 "So, Kumail, what's your take on 9/11?" "Yeah, obviously, a huge tragedy...we lost 19 good guys that day...." "...." "I was joking, obviously."
100 idealisms My parents immigrated to the US on Halloween. They were confused why children kept coming up to their door dressed in costumes until an adult explained Halloween to them. My dad went to the store and bought a bunch of candy later that night so he would be ready the next night. Of course, no one came the day after Halloween and my parents had a bunch of candy that they dutifully ate because they didn't want to be wasteful.
128 tubbstosterone I have three coworkers who all managed to emigrate to the US shortly before Thanksgiving. Despite all coming in from different corners of the world, at different times (80's, 90's, 00's), they all had the same first reaction: "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT CHICKEN?!" Turns out not everyone is used to the idea of a Turkey.