Bathtime bliss
Pup allows other pup to snuggle
Steam Controller being tested
Mister Rogers
Cross section of a hedge
If this does well, I will continue to enlarge Stafford's jaw.
My mom would always talk about how she was an editor for Tiger Beat magazine when she was a teenager in the 1960’s. She would brag about spending time with the Stones and the Beatles. We always thought she was telling tall tales. Uncovered this pic cleaning out her house last week.
ITAP of my 2 friends at the museum of modern art, Chicago
Larry Nance Jr. recreates his father's dunk from 1984
Boob relativity
Entire NES built into NES cartridge
ViRgIn RoAsTeD aLiVe; pYrO sHoWs nO MeRcY
That's no snow angel
Parenting done right
Cow scratcher
That's no snow angel
In WALL-E, the Great Lakes are larger than they should be, presumably due to the rising sea level.
Hate when this happens.
Cow escapes on way to slaughterhouse, smashes through metal fence, breaks arm of man trying to catch her then swims to safety on island in lake
I photographed Falcon Heavy passing through clouds that temporarily revealed more detail of its three 9-engine cores.
When /r/The_Donald is officially named as a breeding ground for Russian interference, but for some reason Reddit still won't shut it down.
Tundra landscape in Iceland | [1080x1350] by Arnar Kristjansson
Smile! ??
Milky Goodness
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Afghanistan
Attacking the police station with a baseball bat
Steve Carrell during his final episode...
Gone fishing
What is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done for absolutely no reason?
Going against the flow
TIL that when a man had a heart attack at a grocery story in rural Minnesota, 20 people lined up and performed CPR on him for over an hour and a half until paramedics arrived - and he survived
Bitcoin Doesn't Give a Fuck.
Abandoned presidents heads in a rural Virginia field [5184x3456] [OC]
“This is a good spot”
Reckless driving
Backyard bowling alley, with pins resetting via strings
It's Always Evil in Philadelphia
I am the golden god.
Loading a bobcat
9005 mzking87 My uncles first visit to US from Russia was in mid 90s. His first words upon exiting airport: “wow so many foreign cars, everyone here must be rich” For him Fords and Chevys were foreign cars...
2342 Finito-1994 My first winter here my dad wanted me to see snow. So, the entire family got ready and we headed to MT ranier so that my sister and I could see snow for the first time. We got lost. We headed home in disgrace and failure. Later that day, it began to snow. It was amazing. I made a snow man (about 1ft tall) and it was the greatest day ever.
367 shadowabbot NBA star Karl Malone was drafted by the Utah Jazz. When he first visited Salt Lake City, it was July 24th, Malone's birthday. It's also Pioneer Day a state holiday. There is a large parade held in Salt Lake City and the Jazz asked Malone if he'd like to ride the team float. Malone thought the parade was for his birthday.
1284 CaptMcAllister This exact joke is in The Big Sick. I couldn't remember where I had heard it before.
735 ARN_01D Similarly, when I was a child, the first time I had M&M’s I bit into a brown one to discover it was also brown inside. No other color of M&M lived up to my expectations.
113 GuacamoleBay When my grandparents first immigrated to Canada they had never heard of Halloween (they arrived mid to late October) so when kids first showed up at their door they just kind of closed it on their faces and called their friends asking what the fuck was going on. Realizing they didn't have any candy they started giving out cookies, when they ran out they gave sugar cubes, and once they finally went through everything sweet they turned off all the lights in the house and hid in the basement (with the lights turned off) trying to be quiet so people didnt realize they were home
462 0tisReddit Why is he wearing an Italian restaurant tablecloth as a shirt and tie?
3113 PaiMan2710 The first time I visited reddit, I was 14. I’d never heard of reposts, and my first day in reddit, r/all showed me this post. I was like, “This is every post in reddit, as advertised! They have so much OC, there’s original posts every day! Actual humor is here!” No other post has lived up to that post. Edit: Seriously? Over 95% of my upvotes and my first gold came from a repost? What a disappointment /s
370 gregsy112 "So, Kumail, what's your take on 9/11?" "Yeah, obviously, a huge tragedy...we lost 19 good guys that day...." "...." "I was joking, obviously."
104 idealisms My parents immigrated to the US on Halloween. They were confused why children kept coming up to their door dressed in costumes until an adult explained Halloween to them. My dad went to the store and bought a bunch of candy later that night so he would be ready the next night. Of course, no one came the day after Halloween and my parents had a bunch of candy that they dutifully ate because they didn't want to be wasteful.
137 tubbstosterone I have three coworkers who all managed to emigrate to the US shortly before Thanksgiving. Despite all coming in from different corners of the world, at different times (80's, 90's, 00's), they all had the same first reaction: "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT CHICKEN?!" Turns out not everyone is used to the idea of a Turkey.