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Title
40151
Iowa Children's Hospital
14150
In Tropic Thunder, Robert Downey Jr's character states, "I don't drop character till I done a DVD commentary." During the commentary for the movie, he remains in character.
18463
When you're in love but a wall is in the way
17921
Dude decides to randomly shatter a store's glass front
6319
[Poetry] Morty reacts to the Rick and Morty fanbase
9371
TIL Jack Daniels employees get a free bottle of Jack on the first payday of each month.
18605
This greeting card imagery that makes zero sense
11141
Aziz is smooth
21880
"Clean me like one of your french rugs"
16620
The best way to eat flamin' hots without getting your fingers red
4434
I liked this.
11901
Incredible Fan-Made Infinity War poster
5080
I'm Tricia Helfer, actor, podcaster and Cylon. AMA!
28764
Age Distribution for the 10 Largest Countries [OC]
6731
[No Spoilers] A baby Lion Turtle in the wild
21867
MRW I'm still paying my student loan and my wife says, "I wanna start a family".
18738
This perfectly timed picture of a wave
14329
This London apartment features a suspended bed beneath a retractable skylight to maximize space. [1667 × 2500]
19045
hmmm
37345
When your flat mate goes back to his room for a wank but forgets to disconnect his phone from your speaker
35354
Erdogan says young Turks who study in West return as 'spies' - but his own children studied in US
7628
Hologram on a Star Wars record
7955
The "Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster"
13652
Nova Scotia government to make abortion pill available for free at pharmacies
62763
PsBattle: This cat with a skull on his chest
2687
I recreated Lake Moraine in Minecraft after seeing it on /r/EarthPorn one too many times. Zoom in to see the blocks
6548
squirrel...pencil holder?
9838
Useful trick if you have no room left on the countertop while cooking
15156
Electric mining truck generates more electricity than it uses, due to more load going downhill.
6724
Guess who doesn't like being scared.
23197
This "logic"
14245
My dad and his firebird in the 80s.
8311
WeChat confirms that it makes all private user data available to the Chinese government
8123
Should’ve taken the blue pill
13471
"This is not a DOG!"
16834
My anti-vax 6 year old TOTALLY did this all by herself!!
28515
Why do you people do this to me?
3798
Have Dwane "The Rock" Johnson prepare different meals behind a curtain then have the audience or guest stars guess what he made solely by smell. Can you smell what the rock is Cooking?
5425
What is the science behind waking up literal seconds before our alarm goes off? Even if it's set for different times for different days.
4157
Get off the street!
193 Bunbury42 If I don't make it through the day without drinking, I drink. If I do, I celebrate my victory with a drink.
215 logogolo Ouch oof ma drunk bones
33 Walden_Walkabout Fucking hell. /r/2meirl4meirl
52 Rosssauced My current path of education results in me spending about 14 hours a day on the job between classes, study time, and then at night Uber driving. I have a ritual every morning that helps me get through this. I wake up around 6-615 and make coffee. I chill for about 30 mins with a few cups before getting ready which takes about 20-30. Given that I like to leave at around 730 I have 15-30 mins depending on how well I managed time. During that time I grab a frosted pint glass left in the freezer the night before and a beer. There is almost nothing better, it's beyond glorious.
35 Californib Thanks for the snort!
11 AppleId371 My favorite is watching got but every time looks like the smel bad you take a shot of vodsky (vodka and whiskey mixed together)
55 surly_chemist I always hated beerpong. Look, I'm drinking that beer whether you make the shot or not.
10 Mr_Pombastic Holy shit! That guy (Mike Drucker) was my roommate in college! He went on to be a writer for I think Jimmy Kimmel. Fun fact: we lived in a "substance and alcohol free" dorm, so it's good that he's discovered a new hobby. Thanks reddit! edit: ok, Jimmy Fallon. I got half of it right.
14 jackedyjackjack Me too thanks
5 Incasinoout512 After the day I had at work today, I couldn't agree more. Chin up, fuck work, be happy.
6 WhirlingDervishes Lets just say I'm no stranger to wine in a can and just leave it at that 🤗
4 Rouix Mike Drucker used to write for the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. He also wrote for Bill Nye’s newest show.
3 hypmoden I don't drink to live, I live to drink
6 deleted_account_3 Soooo....tempting.... right now.... I could have just one and if I just nurse it I can be just fine. Maybe just get something to eat so I won't get too much of a buzz and won't be tempted for more. I've done great for 29 days, farther than I've gotten before. And a glass of wine is good for you. I could get the big bottle for cheap, and just have one tiny glass after work as a nightcap and if I feel like I can't handle it I can just dump it and I wouldn't have spent too much money. It's been a tough damn day with my damn boss being the queen of cunts and just that one rush of relief in the bloodstream would be soooooo good. Just one.
2 chr0m1a So true it hurts