Trying to teach I.T in a Ghanaian village.
One day Rick Astley will die and no one will click on the headline.
Good Boy
My wife just texted me this picture of our cat playing behind the TV
Cat-like reflexes
Roseanne Barr says Fergie's national anthem performance was worse than her 1990 rendition
Rescued beaver gathering tools to build his dam
No editing, just makeup
A few hours from the summit of Mt. Everest.
MRW when I'm at the African American History Museum and I complain that the lower level is too tight and cramped but someone explains it symbolizes being packed in a ship during the early slave trade
I want to delete his account.
Balancing in a whole new way
Japanese "Reason for being"
Germany and Canada tie for gold in olympic two-man bobsleigh
Something stupid happened
Ryan Reynolds meeting with children from the Make-a-wish and Childrens Wish Foundations on the set of 'Deadpool 2'.
Bathing cats
Petition seeks full honors military funeral for hero Florida JROTC student
Hockey skills with a hug
How to Celebrate Leslie David Baker’s 60th Birthday: buy a cake, get some candles, and shove it up your butt!
Got home from vacation to find a yellow pages book at my door being eaten my snails
?? The Majestic Livingstone's Turaco ??
Box Office Week: Black Panther smashes at #1 with $201M, making it the 2nd best MCU opening ever and the 5th best domestic opening overall. The film is also expected to gross $235M for the four-day weekend. Meanwhile, Early Man (#7, $3.1M) and Samson (#10, $1.9M) flop.
ELI5: How do movies get that distinctly "movie" look from the cameras?
How Common Dental Procedures are done! [Pt. 1]
I don’t really know what to say.
Annoyingly wholesome couple Starterpack
Puss in socks
The shuttle program cost $57,090 per kg to deliver payload to orbit. SpaceX's upcoming rocket, BFR, will drop that price to $47 per kilogram. We are at the dawn of a new era in terms of what is possible in space.
This image is 5 of the top 25, can we stop upvoting it? Thanks.
I'm ashamed to admit that I didn't realize how dirty this swing was until my wife asked me to clean it. It's not painted green, that's just years of gunk.
Does he have enough distance?
Krabby O Mondays
When it wasn't a phone holder after all...
What not to watch
After four runs, Canada and Germany tie for gold in the men's two man bobsled. The teams tied to the hundredth of a second.
Air quotes galore!
Oh, Andy...
210 Bunbury42 If I don't make it through the day without drinking, I drink. If I do, I celebrate my victory with a drink.
224 logogolo Ouch oof ma drunk bones
37 Walden_Walkabout Fucking hell. /r/2meirl4meirl
51 Rosssauced My current path of education results in me spending about 14 hours a day on the job between classes, study time, and then at night Uber driving. I have a ritual every morning that helps me get through this. I wake up around 6-615 and make coffee. I chill for about 30 mins with a few cups before getting ready which takes about 20-30. Given that I like to leave at around 730 I have 15-30 mins depending on how well I managed time. During that time I grab a frosted pint glass left in the freezer the night before and a beer. There is almost nothing better, it's beyond glorious.
39 Californib Thanks for the snort!
63 surly_chemist I always hated beerpong. Look, I'm drinking that beer whether you make the shot or not.
11 AppleId371 My favorite is watching got but every time looks like the smel bad you take a shot of vodsky (vodka and whiskey mixed together)
10 Mr_Pombastic Holy shit! That guy (Mike Drucker) was my roommate in college! He went on to be a writer for I think Jimmy Kimmel. Fun fact: we lived in a "substance and alcohol free" dorm, so it's good that he's discovered a new hobby. Thanks reddit! edit: ok, Jimmy Fallon. I got half of it right.
16 jackedyjackjack Me too thanks
5 Incasinoout512 After the day I had at work today, I couldn't agree more. Chin up, fuck work, be happy.
6 WhirlingDervishes Lets just say I'm no stranger to wine in a can and just leave it at that 🤗
4 Rouix Mike Drucker used to write for the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. He also wrote for Bill Nye’s newest show.
3 hypmoden I don't drink to live, I live to drink
5 deleted_account_3 Soooo....tempting.... right now.... I could have just one and if I just nurse it I can be just fine. Maybe just get something to eat so I won't get too much of a buzz and won't be tempted for more. I've done great for 29 days, farther than I've gotten before. And a glass of wine is good for you. I could get the big bottle for cheap, and just have one tiny glass after work as a nightcap and if I feel like I can't handle it I can just dump it and I wouldn't have spent too much money. It's been a tough damn day with my damn boss being the queen of cunts and just that one rush of relief in the bloodstream would be soooooo good. Just one.
2 chr0m1a So true it hurts