Iowa Children's Hospital
In Tropic Thunder, Robert Downey Jr's character states, "I don't drop character till I done a DVD commentary." During the commentary for the movie, he remains in character.
When you're in love but a wall is in the way
Dude decides to randomly shatter a store's glass front
[Poetry] Morty reacts to the Rick and Morty fanbase
TIL Jack Daniels employees get a free bottle of Jack on the first payday of each month.
This greeting card imagery that makes zero sense
Aziz is smooth
"Clean me like one of your french rugs"
The best way to eat flamin' hots without getting your fingers red
I liked this.
Incredible Fan-Made Infinity War poster
I'm Tricia Helfer, actor, podcaster and Cylon. AMA!
Age Distribution for the 10 Largest Countries [OC]
[No Spoilers] A baby Lion Turtle in the wild
MRW I'm still paying my student loan and my wife says, "I wanna start a family".
This perfectly timed picture of a wave
This London apartment features a suspended bed beneath a retractable skylight to maximize space. [1667 × 2500]
When your flat mate goes back to his room for a wank but forgets to disconnect his phone from your speaker
Erdogan says young Turks who study in West return as 'spies' - but his own children studied in US
Hologram on a Star Wars record
The "Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster"
Nova Scotia government to make abortion pill available for free at pharmacies
PsBattle: This cat with a skull on his chest
I recreated Lake Moraine in Minecraft after seeing it on /r/EarthPorn one too many times. Zoom in to see the blocks
squirrel...pencil holder?
Useful trick if you have no room left on the countertop while cooking
Electric mining truck generates more electricity than it uses, due to more load going downhill.
Guess who doesn't like being scared.
This "logic"
My dad and his firebird in the 80s.
WeChat confirms that it makes all private user data available to the Chinese government
Should’ve taken the blue pill
"This is not a DOG!"
My anti-vax 6 year old TOTALLY did this all by herself!!
Why do you people do this to me?
Have Dwane "The Rock" Johnson prepare different meals behind a curtain then have the audience or guest stars guess what he made solely by smell. Can you smell what the rock is Cooking?
What is the science behind waking up literal seconds before our alarm goes off? Even if it's set for different times for different days.
Get off the street!
193 Bunbury42 If I don't make it through the day without drinking, I drink. If I do, I celebrate my victory with a drink.
215 logogolo Ouch oof ma drunk bones
33 Walden_Walkabout Fucking hell. /r/2meirl4meirl
52 Rosssauced My current path of education results in me spending about 14 hours a day on the job between classes, study time, and then at night Uber driving. I have a ritual every morning that helps me get through this. I wake up around 6-615 and make coffee. I chill for about 30 mins with a few cups before getting ready which takes about 20-30. Given that I like to leave at around 730 I have 15-30 mins depending on how well I managed time. During that time I grab a frosted pint glass left in the freezer the night before and a beer. There is almost nothing better, it's beyond glorious.
35 Californib Thanks for the snort!
11 AppleId371 My favorite is watching got but every time looks like the smel bad you take a shot of vodsky (vodka and whiskey mixed together)
55 surly_chemist I always hated beerpong. Look, I'm drinking that beer whether you make the shot or not.
10 Mr_Pombastic Holy shit! That guy (Mike Drucker) was my roommate in college! He went on to be a writer for I think Jimmy Kimmel. Fun fact: we lived in a "substance and alcohol free" dorm, so it's good that he's discovered a new hobby. Thanks reddit! edit: ok, Jimmy Fallon. I got half of it right.
14 jackedyjackjack Me too thanks
5 Incasinoout512 After the day I had at work today, I couldn't agree more. Chin up, fuck work, be happy.
6 WhirlingDervishes Lets just say I'm no stranger to wine in a can and just leave it at that 🤗
4 Rouix Mike Drucker used to write for the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. He also wrote for Bill Nye’s newest show.
3 hypmoden I don't drink to live, I live to drink
6 deleted_account_3 Soooo....tempting.... right now.... I could have just one and if I just nurse it I can be just fine. Maybe just get something to eat so I won't get too much of a buzz and won't be tempted for more. I've done great for 29 days, farther than I've gotten before. And a glass of wine is good for you. I could get the big bottle for cheap, and just have one tiny glass after work as a nightcap and if I feel like I can't handle it I can just dump it and I wouldn't have spent too much money. It's been a tough damn day with my damn boss being the queen of cunts and just that one rush of relief in the bloodstream would be soooooo good. Just one.
2 chr0m1a So true it hurts