If I don't make it through the day without drinking, I drink.
If I do, I celebrate my victory with a drink.
My current path of education results in me spending about 14 hours a day on the job between classes, study time, and then at night Uber driving. I have a ritual every morning that helps me get through this.
I wake up around 6-615 and make coffee. I chill for about 30 mins with a few cups before getting ready which takes about 20-30. Given that I like to leave at around 730 I have 15-30 mins depending on how well I managed time.
During that time I grab a frosted pint glass left in the freezer the night before and a beer. There is almost nothing better, it's beyond glorious.
I always hated beerpong. Look, I'm drinking that beer whether you make the shot or not.
My favorite is watching got but every time looks like the smel bad you take a shot of vodsky (vodka and whiskey mixed together)
Holy shit! That guy (Mike Drucker) was my roommate in college! He went on to be a writer for I think Jimmy Kimmel. Fun fact: we lived in a "substance and alcohol free" dorm, so it's good that he's discovered a new hobby. Thanks reddit!
edit: ok, Jimmy Fallon. I got half of it right.
After the day I had at work today, I couldn't agree more. Chin up, fuck work, be happy.
Lets just say I'm no stranger to wine in a can and just leave it at that 🤗
Mike Drucker used to write for the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. He also wrote for Bill Nye’s newest show.
I don't drink to live, I live to drink
Soooo....tempting.... right now....
I could have just one and if I just nurse it I can be just fine. Maybe just get something to eat so I won't get too much of a buzz and won't be tempted for more.
I've done great for 29 days, farther than I've gotten before. And a glass of wine is good for you.
I could get the big bottle for cheap, and just have one tiny glass after work as a nightcap and if I feel like I can't handle it I can just dump it and I wouldn't have spent too much money.
It's been a tough damn day with my damn boss being the queen of cunts and just that one rush of relief in the bloodstream would be soooooo good.