Lord Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Maj. Asshole: I did, sir! He's my cousin.
Lord Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole, sir.
Lord Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Col. Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole. Major Asshole.
I was asleep for the entire duration. Woke up to the "false alarm" text, dazed, having went to bed at 6am. Reap that sweet Facebook outpouring of friends furious about the threat of ballistic attack being plausible due to big button conversations on twitter.
He panicked because the ballistic missile radar got jammed. Raspberry jammed.
*Ex* Hawaii Missile Command Chief
Before you die, I must tell you something..
I’m your brothers nephews cousins former roommate
I SAID ACROSS THEIR NOSE NOT UP IT!!!!