You are supposed to hold up today's newspaper next to the hostage. Amateurs. I swear.
I hope you captioned the pic "He's my kitten now"
You should have dropped by a pet store or something and taken a picture of another kitten that looks nothing like this one and sent that instead.
Keep it close, we can see what the dog did to the last one back there..
Some captions you can send along with the pic.
"Me hanging out with my favorite baby"
"I love this kitten more than anything else in the world"
"Daughter, I wrote you out of my will and replaced you with kitten"
My sister calls these "proof of life" photos.... she sends them to me regularly when she keeps my son.
When my hooman
She iz away
With her daddy
Iz wher I stay
I don't need to
Go to my bed
I sitz on him
I stare at hed
Man your head is so SMOOTH. Your skin is flawless, it looks like you're rendered! Your wife a dermatologist or something ?
EDIT: To save me answering to different people asking the same thing: it wasn't a gender/sexist thing folks. I was making the point of how a partner will use their skills on you. If this person was a woman I'd ask if her husband was a dermatologist. Also, I wasn't referring to his baldness as an insult, it didn't even click to me that it wasn't self-applied baldness. I simply thought this was his style, and he rocked it!
Not everything is malicious :)