The only reason we have a base over here is because they have a base over there
*Deep voice* SSLAYER
You ever wonder why we're here?
My favorite scene of all time:
**Church:** Okay! We're gonna send over our medic! Now what do we get?!
**Simmons:** You?! You're surrendering! You don't get anything except humiliation and ridicule!
**Tucker:** We've already got that! What else do you have?!
**Sarge:** What do you want?!
**Church:** How about if you admit that the Red Team sucks?!
*(The Reds mutter to themselves for a moment.)*
**Sarge:** What if we admit that one of us sucks?!
**Grif:** NICE. Wait, you mean Donut, right?
*TWO HOURS LATER*
**Church:** Okay then! We agree to the terms?! You first, and then we send over the medic!
**Sarge:** Get on with it, Grif.
**Grif:** *(grunting sigh)* I would just like to let everyone know.. that I suck!
**Grif:** And that I'm a girl!
**Church:** What else!?
**Grif:** And I like ribbons in my hair! And I want to kiss all the boys!
**Sarge:** This may be the best surrender of all time.
Fuck now I gotta rewatch all of Red vs. Blue again
Trying to choose a RvB quote but too many come to mind