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Drug addict for 8 years, went to jail in 2015, and went to the psych ward twice in early 2017. Couldn’t hold a job for more then a few months. Now Im 100% drug free for 135 days and a manager of McDonalds! In the fall of 2018 Im on track to fulfill my dream to go to Hamburger University in Chicago!
40506
This is my worst nightmare
5442
Scientists edge closer to creating a blood test that can detect multiple types of cancers, seeing success rates of around 70% in cancerous individuals
39732
Every few years Tom Hanks plays a slightly more serious Captain.
24041
Mandrake root
26538
Lil boop
7640
Advice for the roads
3515
Babushka had enough!
22055
the thing goes bork
11234
18-year-old Linda Siegel whose low cut top caused controversy at Wimbledon in 1979
20794
You've been challenged by the wood.
20833
Kinda sad, but kind of a genius marketing strategy
13590
Trump appointee Carl Higbie resigns after it was revealed he said things like “I just don’t like Muslim people” and “black women think breeding is a form of government employment”
107590
Now we're asking the real questions
6504
MRW I turn to greet my Uber driver and discover that he's actually my doppelganger.
28107
Apple has a change of heart and approves an app that finds net neutrality violations
13770
Instead they say liberal
34140
83 yo man clings to his beloved cat who was saved from a fire that destroyed their home.
15040
Hot knife on Jello.
18347
HMC while I mess with this Iguana
21181
Shelljacking attempt thwarted ??
7503
My father (former programmer) is teaching himself woodworking
3770
Porg trying to swallow a banana
19567
Take away your finger
4846
Rapunzel, are you up there?
4871
Thigh gap
50275
I'm a long-haul trucker, most of my shirts have a noticeable seatbelt line.
10443
Blue Navy
5673
Top 10 saddest songs in anime
13308
Robopupper 2: Boop Day
9141
Turned around to see my dog making THIS face!
14462
Powerful tumbling
6770
The infamous croissant pupper
1762
Half buildings in Paris [X-post /r/architecture]
4483
Summoning the upvotes
11312
Eugene was a feral cat who lived in my garden for months. I built a shelter and slowly earn his trust. One night, it dropped to -4°c, I go out and bring him in. He resists. The next morning he's reclutant to leave. Today, 2 months later, Eugene came to visit me in bed for the first time for cuddles.
35485
Trudeau bans anti-abortion groups from summer jobs funding
2651
Some genius installed an automatic hand sanitiser over the elevator button
9917
Maru returns from the cat dimension
1723
One Pot Chili Mac
1374 The_Question-Guy The article states that moments after the WEA a tweet correcting it was sent... I can tell you, I don’t check tweets for that kind of thing, I check my phone for updates. I live on Oahu, and from the time I got the ‘Not a drill- missile’ message and the WEA correction was 38 minutes. Have a look at that video of folks putting kids in storm drains to see what that many moments gets you. Waaaaay too long, ugh.
2167 Rigaudon21 This explains quite a bit. Glad Hawaii didnt really get hit with a Ballistic Missile.
6785 Japanese_Pornstar Telecom industry on the fast track to being the new Tobacco industry in terms of how much it's hated and how badly it needs to fucked by the long dick of the government.
503 benkenobi5 might explain why my wife got a phone notification and I didn't
594 SoulUnison Who the fuck argues *against* testing for an emergency alert system!? Nobody involved at *any* point in the process leaned back and thought "Wow, we're quite directly putting profit over the safety of the population... Are we evil?"
192 SteadFast_ Its my birthday today, I was eating breakfast with my mother at a resturaunt. I thought it was a flood warning alarm, we get those a lot. But then all of the phones in the resturaunt went off. People starting screaming and yelling. It’s a horrific sight to see a lot of huge polynesian men sprinting out in a panic. The waitresses started crying, not knowing what to do. I comforted them, my mother and I left the cash for our meal. We ran to our car and drove very quickly to a nearby college. We arrived there within 3 minutes. It was already packed and people were running inside of the building. When we got inside it was dark and quiet and many people, men and women, were crying and on the phone saying their goodbyes to their family. I texted my family telling them were I was, and told them i loved them all. Time slows down when a nuclear missile is headed towards you. I called so many people, my girlfriend thankfully wasn’t on the island, but was freaking out thinking she was about to lose me.
674 viperware They just tested it.
196 Baconwich Why would the Telecom industry even lobby against that? Seriously what reason? Do they not want to invest in the infrastructure to make sure it'll always work?
952 WolfAvery >There are three types of WEAs: alerts issued by he president; alerts involving imminent threats to safety or life; and Amber alerts for missing children. Great, you just gave the president another horrible idea. Now he can force us to read his tweets.