This gag is now a century old
March Madness summed up in one photo
Nothing Will Happen, If I make A Quick Illegal U-Turn... (WCGW?)
You should always consider whats down range before firing an arrow
Pushing a wall
Man, this tweet never gets old, but at the same time, didn’t age well at all.
Girls of reddit who have rejected people, what’s the worst way someone has taken it?
My almost 15 year old best bud. Wanted to share him with the world.
Millennials are killing libraries now
Hold Daddy's Redbull.
Harry Potter was a trust fund jock who married his high school sweetheart and became a cop.
Mess with the crabo you get the stabo!
Demon Spider.
Apparently unfamiliar with "libraries", GOP Gov. candidate Bill Schuette proposes radical idea of "dedicated reading centers" to solve illiteracy crisis in Michigan
Hotel Grand Lisboa, viewed from the streets of Macau, China
Take that, hot girl.
Senior citizen 60m dash
Irish dancing
Fisheye photo I shot of the Atlas V / GOES-S launch from roughly 300ft away. My lens was destroyed, but the photo was worth it!
How Old Spice commercials are filmed
Are you alright?
20 second Judge Judy case
?? Baobab reborn from the remains of its former self
I’m getting chills in my neck watching this
Irish dancing
Called out by his own father
Baby Splitter
What a good father
Veggie broke doggie
Playground device of death (x-post from peoplefuckingdying)
[Poetry] Practiced every day for 5 years
North Carolina Police Obtained Warrants Demanding All Google Users Near Four Crime Scenes
Shoutout to the kind girls who tried to save me on St Pats day
choco triggers someone hard
Britain will punish Putin's oligarch cronies with new sanctions after spy poisoning
I Dig
How to get in your car when you lose the keys
Pulled a weed and it unearthed a lost tennis ball
Miniature photoshoot I fount on pinterest.
TIL George Lucas thought Steven Spielberg's "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" would out perform Star Wars so he proposed they trade 2.5% of the profit on each other's films; Spielberg took the trade, and still receives 2.5% of the profits from Star Wars.
1376 The_Question-Guy The article states that moments after the WEA a tweet correcting it was sent... I can tell you, I don’t check tweets for that kind of thing, I check my phone for updates. I live on Oahu, and from the time I got the ‘Not a drill- missile’ message and the WEA correction was 38 minutes. Have a look at that video of folks putting kids in storm drains to see what that many moments gets you. Waaaaay too long, ugh.
2167 Rigaudon21 This explains quite a bit. Glad Hawaii didnt really get hit with a Ballistic Missile.
6792 Japanese_Pornstar Telecom industry on the fast track to being the new Tobacco industry in terms of how much it's hated and how badly it needs to fucked by the long dick of the government.
502 benkenobi5 might explain why my wife got a phone notification and I didn't
590 SoulUnison Who the fuck argues *against* testing for an emergency alert system!? Nobody involved at *any* point in the process leaned back and thought "Wow, we're quite directly putting profit over the safety of the population... Are we evil?"
191 SteadFast_ Its my birthday today, I was eating breakfast with my mother at a resturaunt. I thought it was a flood warning alarm, we get those a lot. But then all of the phones in the resturaunt went off. People starting screaming and yelling. It’s a horrific sight to see a lot of huge polynesian men sprinting out in a panic. The waitresses started crying, not knowing what to do. I comforted them, my mother and I left the cash for our meal. We ran to our car and drove very quickly to a nearby college. We arrived there within 3 minutes. It was already packed and people were running inside of the building. When we got inside it was dark and quiet and many people, men and women, were crying and on the phone saying their goodbyes to their family. I texted my family telling them were I was, and told them i loved them all. Time slows down when a nuclear missile is headed towards you. I called so many people, my girlfriend thankfully wasn’t on the island, but was freaking out thinking she was about to lose me.
681 viperware They just tested it.
198 Baconwich Why would the Telecom industry even lobby against that? Seriously what reason? Do they not want to invest in the infrastructure to make sure it'll always work?
957 WolfAvery >There are three types of WEAs: alerts issued by he president; alerts involving imminent threats to safety or life; and Amber alerts for missing children. Great, you just gave the president another horrible idea. Now he can force us to read his tweets.