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Title
14241
SQL Clause
10529
Paper Miniature - Married with Children
11960
The tallest (Cornelius Bruns), shortest and fattest (Cannon Colossus) man of Europe playing a game of cards, 1913
29569
Not the hero Gotham deserves
3385
512 year old Greenland shark is the worlds oldest vertebrate
11783
I got charged per onion ring and not all the rings cost the same amount
22125
These GUSHY posts and i'm offended!
9429
;)
31071
An Analysis of Net Neutrality Activism on Reddit
6984
2meirl4meirl
7060
Omg cat cat
15226
Grammar Nazi at it's worst
13332
Cockroaches change their gait at mid-speed, a behavior previously only observed in fast mammals. This change in gait is similar to the way horses change from trot to gallop. The discovery could help engineers train robots to walk more stably and efficiently.
8309
Boy, 8, collects more than 1,000 toys for children of Puerto Rico.
16012
The spinning iPhone effect.
17410
Hexagon cake knife
9347
You have lost!
20197
If a vampire put a mirror in one side of a pair of glasses, they could see 360 degrees at one time.
25766
I fully support this
7139
MRW I introduced my family to GoT and they keep talking about how much they like the "Main Character" Ned Stark
7959
THE WHAT
10888
Political advertising done right
50892
Found crystal clear ice chunk in Alaska river bed
38329
Neversoft Developers of Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1998
4821
EU refused to follow the US move in recognising Jerusalem as the capital of Israel
7034
[Shitpost]Literally a picture of a green arrow. If this gets to the frontpage, this show is dead.
3226
A Burnout attempt in front of a store. WCGW
9953
Why should I pay...
19156
The Maned Wolf is fucking????
9181
jesus died a little bit for our sin
29171
Looks like The End of Days in Seattle
1270
LPT: If someone at your table tells a good joke and only you hear it, pretend like you didnt and ask them to repeat themselves. Quick way to make a friend.
107871
Licks vs. noms
15169
Selling a baby on Facebook
10915
No Weenies Allowed
11869
Ancient mummy gets CT scan after 2,000 years, is diagnosed with cancer.
24940
A bitter man’s dying wish
41140
Judge orders Alabama not to destroy voting records in Tuesday's Senate election
1281
Staples to the head never looked so good.
18029
Jimmy Kimmel Returns with Baby Billy After Heart Surgery
1673 kazz9201 Enhance 57 to 19.....Track 45 left.....Stop. Gimme a hard copy right there.
2797 FuriousDee I laughed for like 10 minutes when I saw the clip of Trump referring to Kim Jong as Rocket Man. Still cracks me up thinking about it.
9489 awesome_wWoWw Every time I see a Trump headline I think, "Oh, they probably put that out of context, he can't really be serious," and every time I am proven wrong. Lordy.
1506 definitelyjoking Really, the best part of this photo is Melania clearly wondering if it's her understanding of English that's off or if Trump actually said that stuff.
67 RetroCorn If John Kelly isn't already an alcoholic, he probably will be soon. God help us.
34 ematap In case you get here and the comment is deleted, here is what it used to say (I see it saying "We accept the love we thing we deserve", which confused me): > Someone below said it looks like 10:20AM, which seems right to me. Here is a zoomed in look from the highest resolution version of this photo I could find: here. Trump said "Rocket Man" at something like 10:19:50AM EST. Here is what Trump was saying right around 10:19 to 10:20AM: > >>The United States has great strength and patience, but if it is forced to defend itself or its allies, we will have no choice but to totally destroy North Korea. Rocket Man is on a suicide mission for himself and for his regime. The United States is ready, willing and able, but hopefully this will not be necessary. That’s what the United Nations is all about; that’s what the United Nations is for. Let’s see how they do. > > Here is a link to the AP Images page for the photo. The official caption is: "White House Chief of Staff John Kelly, left, reacts as he and first lady Melania Trump listen to U.S. President Donald Trump speak during the 72nd session of the United Nations General Assembly at U.N. headquarters, Tuesday, Sept. 19, 2017." The created time is supposedly 6:19:38AM, which might just be the wrong time zone or something. Not sure on that one. > >So it seems likely that this is Kelly's reaction to Trump's talk about North Korea. It is certainly Kelly's reaction to some part of Trump's speech.
1700 Felinomancy He actually said "Rocket Man"? I hope the speechwriter gets fired.

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