Score
Title
53493
My old front porch floor lasted 97 years. By my calculations, this prank may not pay off until 2114.
14385
Angela Kinsey retweeted this terrifying faceswap ??
11307
Mud Bricks
18262
Partying hard
28378
Mass evacuation as Puerto Rico dam bursts
34607
A marshmallow in your coffee? WHAA
7357
A single sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA information in it. That means an average ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1587.5 TB
5739
Wendell always dreamed of being an MMA champion
22542
TIL In Kurt Cobain's suicide note, he quoted a Neil Young song saying "It's better to burn out than fade away". Neil Young said that "it fucked with me" and he had actually been trying to get in touch with Cobain around when his suicide happened, in order to offer encouragement.
7942
Sleeping mlems
28463
I was cleaning the flat top grill at my work and suddenly a canvas of a forest on the lakeside.
3794
Russia: Trump and Kim are like 'children in a kindergarten'
72106
I recreated Lake Moraine in Minecraft after seeing it on /r/EarthPorn one too many times. Zoom in to see the blocks
8613
Close enough, dog !
90885
Iowa Children's Hospital
9375
A scene between Jack and Sawyer from LOST, which premiered 13 years ago today. The ambitious series is better experienced through bingeing, and its finale holds up better now than it did 7 years ago. If you haven't given it a chance, now is the perfect time.
17124
I liked this.
17623
[Poetry] Morty reacts to the Rick and Morty fanbase
5240
It was pointed out to us that my girlfriend and I are the real life Kelly and Yorkie from San Junipero, Black Mirror. It feels so good to have gay and bi characters like us recognized in the Emmys!
11320
Neon Cloth
3256
Love my mom to death but...
15511
Stump removal. WCGW?
11224
Ostrich doing some big tippy taps
23213
In Tropic Thunder, Robert Downey Jr's character states, "I don't drop character till I done a DVD commentary." During the commentary for the movie, he remains in character.
12321
My stylish half-Norwegian and half-Jamaican mum with her equally stylish father in Norway (1970)
3630
Donald Trump's mom
8508
Driver nearly misses tornado (xpost r/dashcamgifs)
38567
Dude decides to randomly shatter a store's glass front
22370
Ingenious! ??
9490
I'm Tricia Helfer, actor, podcaster and Cylon. AMA!
14917
Very high IQ
4365
My sïštër drew me a surreal birthday card and I thought you would appreciate it
13873
Man cling-filmed car because he's sick of people parking outside his house and going on holiday
4259
Fuck you Hippo!
7329
me irl
12518
Get off the street!
12812
When you find out that Sam L Jackson voices Frozone
8990
Mr. Steal-yo-girl Pooch
3252
Yuo see comrade, meme with Kalashinikov is good meme.
7769
This new season has a high production value.
1947 CitizenPremier Lots of people who vote for Republicans would agree with their voting record. People with different values than us exist... their values may suck but the fact still remains. This isn't the moment people stop voting Republican.
4862 blalien I notice all the top level replies are just deflecting back to Democrats. Nobody can offer a really passionate defense of the Republican Party and how they're actually a force for good in the world.
876 Im_Alek Disclaimer: I am a liberal and a democrat, and am someone who would generally agree with most of what is being said here. These bills carry a lot more context than just their names... You can have the "I love happiness, weed, and boobs act" but if the substance is garbage you should still vote against it... Republicans didn't vote against the "Family Planning and Teen Pregnancy Prevention" because they hate family planning. It was probably because the money wasn't allocated in a way they saw fit. On some issues like Net Neutrality I can for the most part agree. But this oversimplifies the issue to a ridiculous extent.
438 dankdankdanker This copypasta might as well be stickied in this sub because it gets reposted so many times.
11 Word-Police I see we're using the word "proves" in the loosest possible sense here.
63 BMRMike Ok lets go through it step by step 1) attempt to amend the constitution to limit free speech as per the [ACLU](https://www.aclu.org/other/aclu-and-citizens-united) 2) More [ACLU](https://www.aclu.org/news/aclu-urges-no-vote-disclose-act) 3) He posted same bill twice (both DISCLOSE ACT) 4) President Bush signed the law despite "reservations about the constitutionality of the broad ban on issue advertising." Per Supreme court "If the First Amendment has any force, it prohibits Congress from fining or jailing citizens, or associations of citizens, for simply engaging in political speech." 5) Party against government spending against government spending. News at 11 6) NOTE: THIS VOTE WAS TAKEN UNDER A SUSPENSION OF THE RULES TO CUT OFF DEBATE EARLY AND VOTE TO PASS THE BILL, THEREBY REQUIRING A TWO-THIRDS MAJORITY FOR PASSAGE. from the link At this point I actually started scrolling through the document and realized how much of a [Gish Gallop](https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop) it really is. At the end it boils down to a long pointless list of Republicans doing what they were elected to do. It's not proof of anything other than Democrat whining
166 weltallic There needs to be a cap on how many times this copypasta is considered "bestof". We're at the point where people are just copy/pasting their "this is copy[pasta](https://i.imgur.com/QovsA0p.jpg)" comments.

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